Awesome names for Companies / Settlements / Guilds (that you won't use)


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I was off doing random chores when I was thinking about the deities that are going into the MVP, and I figure they probably had Lamashtu as the CE god so that the gods wouldn't be "good=female, evil = male" because she's the one that breaks that trope, lol.

And I was like, "Lamashtu's the evil god that's all about sex(especially the noncon type), and pregnancy, and well, literally bumping uglies.
(note to self: another hilarious guild name, I just came up with that while typing this lol)

And I was thinking it's kinda hilarious that pregnancy is evil in Pathfinder, but I was trying to visualize it in terms of how the cult of Lamashtu would advertise themselves, and I just had this hilarious image of a cultist holding up a sign that said: "Sex is EVIL Let's get to F***ING" and just herding people into the Lamashtu Convention Center.

So it's pretty much a given that I won't be playing any chaotic evil characters at release, but the idea of a guild named SIELGF made me chuckle. I figured I'd share.

And I'd definitely go with Bumping Uglies over even that. I figured there had to be other names people would consider using (but ultimately wouldn't use), and the forums seem like a good place to get it out of your system.

Note: If you did decide to make that your guild name, it'd most likely be a big candidate for "bad name" and it'd get renamed or struck down by the gods.

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