Green Hat Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!

[Harbinger of Chaos]

Here we go boys and girls!! Hobs has been slaving away, sewing Green Hats (don't know why I capitalize that, perhaps they have AI and so deserve a proper noun?) for all to wear and be Merry, Cruel or just Random!

So this is how this works.... The person above you is wearing a Green Hat, what ever shall you do to them?

[Xeen]

Stick a dagger in it...

No need for feathers

[Being]

Pull it down about his waist to trap his arms before tying him upside down from a Douglas Fir as an ornament. Then throw a party and rename him Pinata.

[Xeen]

Being wrote:

Pull it down about his waist to trap his arms before tying him upside down from a Douglas Fir as an ornament. Then throw a party and rename him Pinata.

Dont touch me there!!!

[Harbinger of Chaos]

Xeen wrote:

Being wrote:

Pull it down about his waist to trap his arms before tying him upside down from a Douglas Fir as an ornament. Then throw a party and rename him Pinata.

Dont touch me there!!!

Rules Violation!!! "The person above you is wearing a Green Hat, what ever shall you do to them?"

I will braid Xeen's beard, intertwined with the butt hairs of a Poitou ass, so that he can kiss the arse of an ass as punishment for breaking my rules.

[Pax Hobs]

*Takes Harbinger of Chaos' hat*

It's so snappily wide-brimmed, I just had to have it.

[Xeen]

Pax Hobs wrote:

*Takes Harbinger of Chaos' hat*

It's so snappily wide-brimmed, I just had to have it.

Take Hobs' grey hat and paints it green... puts it back on his head...

You colorblind fool, its green hat tuesday!!

[Xeen]

I will take Xeen's green hat and smack him across the face with it.

[Xeen]

Xeen wrote:

I will take Xeen's green hat and smack him across the face with it.

My good sir this means war.

I take your green hat and throw it in the mud.

[Pax Hobs]

*watches Xeen arguing with himself*

[Xeen]

Pax Hobs wrote:

*watches Xeen arguing with himself*

Rule breaker

I take Hobs newly painted green hat and smear it across his face.

Now its green face Tuesday for you Sir!!

[Bluddwolf]

Harbinger of Chaos wrote:

Rules Violation!!! "The person above you is wearing a Green Hat, what ever shall you do to them?"

I skipped the sequence, kicked Harbinger in the junk, for quoting rules on Green Hat Tuesday a day when there are no rules, and consequences are ignored!

I kick him in the junk a second time, "Just because I can". That is the spirit of Green Hat Tuesday!

I kick Being in the junk, because I have no idea what a Douglas Fir is, nor do I care, but I assume it's a tree. I will burn his Douglas Fir down, find a forest of them and strip them down like an Amazon Rainforest tree poacher and use the tears of Druids to mix it with the ashes and wear it like war paint, on my junk.

I will then kneel before the Patron Saint of the Green Hat, Hobs "the Omnipotent One"; the "Voice of Reason in the Chaos"; and the "Soul of the Community".... and I will kick him in the junk for inspiring young and not so young minds to embrace chaos!

Yes it is all Hobs' fault and in case you were wondering "Hobs is your Father!".

[Being]

You mean to tell me Hobs is The Dark One? OMG say it ain't so!

[Xeen]

I cut Being's green hat into a dunce cap for not playing by the rules.

[Steelwing]

Being wrote:

You mean to tell me Hobs is The Dark One? OMG say it ain't so!

As I understand it Hobs is not Dark, merely differently lit

[Pax Hobs]

*hands Steelwing a green hat*

You're going to need one of these.

[Diella]

Takes Hobb's Green Hat stick a spring of Holly in it and hands it back.

All Hail the Green Hat on the most Holiest of Green Hat on the most holiest of Green Hat Tuesdays. We all bow down before you and celebrate with cider and little green shaped hat cookies.

[Quzon Mal]

Sneaks up behind Diella and sprays agent orange on remaining holly.

[Qiang Tian Zsu]

Quzon Mal wrote:

Sneaks up behind Diella and sprays agent orange on remaining holly.

Speaks to Quzon and explains how by releasing her bird she will set herself on a path of spiritual perfection and oneness with her life external.

[Pax Hobs]

*Hands Qiang a green hat, then helps him lower his left arm*

You've had that thing up like that for a very long time. I think maybe it was stuck.

*smiles and walks off looking for more people without green hats*