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These are the discussion boards for the latest episode of RPGTV's "Kingmaker" television show. Discuss the latest episode of season 3 here.

No politics or religion, and ESPECIALLY no alignment debates. Let's keep it civil in here, folks...

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About time they got this forum up. Anyways...

That episode was nuts. There was races, and... and... centaurs... and a GIANT friggin' landshark.

omg was that like not the BEST. EPISODE. EVER?


Yeah, if you like your legendary heroes reduced to -this-.

To be honest season 3 completely blows so far. The makers of this show really are appealing to the Cro-Magnon demographic...


This_Is_Boring wrote:
To be honest season 3 completely blows so far. The makers of this show really are appealing to the Cro-Magnon demographic...

Yeah, not enough boobs.


GameOfThrones4Lyfe wrote:
This_Is_Boring wrote:
To be honest season 3 completely blows so far. The makers of this show really are appealing to the Cro-Magnon demographic...
Yeah, not enough boobs.

Um...

...Nevermind. -_-


I'll have to agree with This_Is_Boring. You can tell they blew all of their budget on the big troll war scene at the end of season 2.

The CG on Kankersore (whatever the hell that landshark is called) was awful. I've seen better computer generated monsters in the Anaconda movies.

Also, was anyone else thinking "Tremors, much?", when that over-sized thing was chasing them?


Um, there is no scientific way that creature could have borrowed under the ground. Its diameter was at least 17 feet wide and its length 26 -- likely with a mass of 21.6 tons (metric, of course). For a creature of that mass and width to effectively tunnel through the earth it would require z^2-5z-y^2+3z+y+25z+3y kilonewtons of force to at that speed,(Where x is equal to the tensile strength of the packed earth they stood on and y is equal to the number of hot pockets I ate today). According to my calculations, such a maneuver could only be performed in a subquantum singularity.

This show is so unrealistic.


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omg did u see Kazaar save that centaur betch who tried to throw a net on him? I knew he had a heart of gold!

-squeeee!- He's soooooooo hawt and manly!!! <3 <3 <3

TEAM KAZAAR!


Defend_Half_Orcs wrote:

omg did u see Kazaar save that centaur betch who tried to throw a net on him? I knew he had a heart of gold!

-squeeee!- He's soooooooo hawt and manly!!! <3 <3 <3

TEAM KAZAAR!

Ugh, Kazaar is such a brute. Plus, he would like never go out with u :P.

Yu on the other hand... he's so sexy kawaiiiiiii~~~~ Mmmmm, dark and mysterious asian man take me away! ^_^

TEAM YU!


Kunoichi_Kate wrote:
Defend_Half_Orcs wrote:

omg did u see Kazaar save that centaur betch who tried to throw a net on him? I knew he had a heart of gold!

-squeeee!- He's soooooooo hawt and manly!!! <3 <3 <3

TEAM KAZAAR!

Ugh, Kazaar is such a brute. Plus, he would like never go out with u :P.

Yu on the other hand... he's so sexy kawaiiiiiii~~~~ Mmmmm, dark and mysterious asian man take me away! ^_^

TEAM YU!

Can I just kill myself now?


Team Chen?

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Anyone...?


I read on IMBD that Samuel L. Jackson AND Idris Elba both turned down the role for Kazaar, saying the role was WAY too intense for them.

Btw, how exactly does one intimidate grass into submission?


GutterBall34 wrote:

I read on IMBD that Samuel L. Jackson AND Idris Elba both turned down the role for Kazaar, saying the role was WAY too intense for them.

Btw, how exactly does one intimidate grass into submission?

Idk, but they totally shoulda got Keanu Reeves to play Yu. He would have been perfect!


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Guys. GUYS. I just realized. You know how they're called the "Nomen" tribe and all of the male centaurs were killed in war? Nomen. No-men. GET IT?! Haha, I'm such a genius.


PunsMcGee wrote:
Guys. GUYS. I just realized. You know how they're called the "Nomen" tribe and all of the male centaurs were killed in war? Nomen. No-men. GET IT?! Haha, I'm such a genius.

Ughhhhh, I can't believe they used that name. I hate this show so much.

Although, Miles Manners' comment about Thousand Bones having "impregnated many female centaurs" was pretty funny though.


DastardlyFinish wrote:


Although, Miles Manners' comment about Thousand Bones having "impregnated many female centaurs" was pretty funny though.

I don't get it...


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One hour and this thread is already falling to pieces... just like the show.


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