Your iChina-Phone Is Useless As ...

[Electric Wizard]

( iPhone's are Chinese made product )

1. Examples of American manufacturing

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[Spanky the Leprechaun]

You can't wipe your ass with an iphone.

[Eyebite]

2. Fax machines.

(Which, consequently, you also can't wipe your ass with.)

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Electric Wizard wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

You can't wipe your ass with an iphone.

You could use your underwear.

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That gets expensive. I'd rather use toilet paper.