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Rules: You get a maximum of 45 words to convince everyone that you should win the thread. You can only post once until it is time to vote. Violate either rule and you are disqualified! Multiple alias are allowed. Applications end this Sunday at midnight, Eastern time.
Voting: You may vote for 3 candidates per 10 applications we get, and you can't vote for yourself. Early votes don't count! In the event of a tie, commence tie-breaker round!
My application:
As the inventor of the Tiny Tarrasque chew toy and owner of detachable genitalia given to me by Hawaiian gods, voting for me will help one of intelligence and wisdom win. Charisma is a dump stat, anyway.
It would be foolish to vote for Nightskies, for I, Last one, winner of the Last one to post thread, have eyes far superior. While Tarrasques make good chew toys, they taste terrible. I offer Tasty Tarrasques if I win.
