Someone has to do it, so it might as well be ME

[frank gori]

Reality TV has taught me allot about the nature of contests and competition. Yet for some reason this Pathfinder contest is lacking some of the obligatory tropes that are required of us all as a society. In fact I daresay the entire social contract will break down and the world will descend into anarchy by lets say tomorrow if we don't meet these minimum standards.

I came here to win. Someone always has to say this just in case people are confused about the nature of contests and accidentally entered to lose.

I'm a competitor! Thus that thing I just said that makes me an A-hole is justified because it is in say way justified by the nature of competition... No wait being a total tool was my strategy all along, yeah you'll see.

Help stop the the end of days that will surely descend if we don't conduct ourselves as we have been taught by reality TV. Contribute more tired reality TV cliches into this thread seriously you guys I'm worried!!!

[theporkchopxpress]

Anybody want to form an Alliance?

[Victoria Jaczko]

The judges won't know what hit 'em!

Because I intend to sap them in a parking lot and hold them hostage until I am declared the winner.

[frank gori]

theporkchopxpress wrote:

Anybody want to form an Alliance?

Yes lets immediately plot together to destroy our competition then race to stab one another in the back...

[TwoDee]

Here's hoping the producers don't cut everything in retrospect to fit us into stereotypes associated with marketability!

[Drejk]

So it's up to watchers to vote on the worst item to get it through to the finals?

[Joseph Kellogg]

I don't think you're here for the right reasons! </bachelor>

[Sean H]

Heheh...

I approve of this thread.

Ahem:

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How could he vote for *THAT* thing over me! Those... those whores! Don't they know a one-of-a-kind beauty when they see it?!? How dare they call me a spell-in-a-can!

*sobs uncontrollably*
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[Cthulhudrew]

My item totally got thrown under the bus.

[inverseicarus]

Cthulhudrew wrote:

My item totally got thrown under the bus.

Luckily, you had immunity from last week!

[Bob Drouin]

Don't they know my formatting is a better way to present an item?

[DeciusBrutus]

I came here to TIE!

[frank gori]

Cthulhudrew wrote:

My item totally got thrown under the bus.

I didn't come here to make friends

[Eric Morton]

"The judges don't know a good thing when they see it."

Usually accompanied by, "They just don't understand how good I am."

[CouncilofFools]

GM_Solspiral wrote:

theporkchopxpress wrote:

Anybody want to form an Alliance?

Yes lets immediately plot together to destroy our competition then race to stab one another in the back...

Wow. I didn't realize how reality TV mimics comics until just now. Kang and Doom team-up in the Infinity War only to plan betrayal of the other as we read along...

*sigh*...

I'm a geek.

[frank gori]

Thanks to everyone that helped me advert the 2012 Apocalypse. You know except for DeciusBrutus he wasn't in this thread for "the right reasons," oh and TwoDee has a dark secret I'm going to blab ad nausium about...

Come see me on my new show I'm going for broke on Kobolds!

[Fredrik]

CouncilofFools wrote:

Wow. I didn't realize how reality TV mimics comics until just now.

Amazing how the behavior of real people will mimic that of fictional ones! Almost like one is based on the other... Clearly, reality TV participants must read lots of comics. ;)

[John Welker]

Art imitates life, and vise versa

[Flyer777]

If I am trying out for this show, then I would like to audition for the Dark Horse. Shadowy and Unknown first timer, running like crazy to show up the Veterans.

[Talynonyx]

"I didn't come here to go home!" I'm just going to stay in the broom closet and jump out at people for the rest of my life.

[goldomark]

I came to find my soulmate.

[Greg Monk]

"She's workin' it like the rent is due tomorrow."

- 'Cause by reality TV standards, nothing says "winner!" like being able to diss your opponents into last week.

[frank gori]

Carful I hear in round 2 there's gonna be a double elimination and we skip straight to the top 8

[David H]

And stay tuned for the next 25% to be eliminated.... after these 13 commercial breaks.

[Eric Morton]

"And the last contestant to survive elimination is..."
*melodramatic music*
*close-up shot of contestants*
*long pause*
*melodramatic music*
*close-up shot of host*
*long pause*
*melodramatic music*
*close-up shot of contestant #1*
*over-the-shoulder shot of host*
*close-up shot of contestant #2*
*sweeping shot of studio*
*shot of contests standing side-by-side*
*long pause*
*action shot of host opening his mouth to speak*
*melodramatic music crescendo*
*cut to commercial*

[Pen2paper]

ABRACADABRA!!! <Poof> Crap I still lost! Stupid cheap (bleeping) wand! Which of you sold me this piece of crap? (laughs)

[Anthony Adam]

Sigh, the world's most powerful incantation is actually...

(Only old souls of 70s children's Tv are likely to get this reference, grin)

Izzy Wizzy let's get busy!

[Woodengolem]

And the secret ingredient is... SLEEP DEPRIVATION!

[Greg Monk]

Dammit, I think my submission just got voted off the island.

[Dan Jones]

Doo-whanow?

Subtitles for "non-standard" "English" speakers.

[MicMan]

If I would have bothered to enter I would have sweeped this contest surely.

[The black raven]

Victoria Jaczko wrote:

The judges won't know what hit 'em!

Because I intend to sap them in a parking lot and hold them hostage until I am declared the winner.

Looks like it worked ;-)

Paizo will need to hire bodyguards next year.