...on my Diplomacy check when asking for a raise.
Now I'm getting paid less!
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...on my attack roll.
I dropped my shovel when attacking Cassanova Frankenstein!
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... on my Knowledge: Local check.
Now I'm being deported again! And they just threw out all of my cabbages!!
... on my save.
Now I'm posting in this thread.
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...on my Knowledge (esoteric) check when a particularly vexatious undergraduate posed a cutting question which would, under normal circumstances, cause me to wax philosophical regarding the merits of politeness in pedagogy.
Unfortunately, I ended up staring at him, mouth agape, like a rube! Most distressing!
...on bluff to send a message without words.
Got fed strained peas. I HATE STRAINED PEAS!!!
...on my knowledge (nature) check.
I'm still standing here, waiting for it to rain!
... on my concentration roll.
I cast the spell :) ... Except I screwed up and cast Demand Undead instead of Command Undead... Oh gosh, what have I done...
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... on my Bardic Performance check.
Now I'm a useless bard. ... ok a more useless bard ...
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... on my Bardic Performance check.
Now I'm a useless bard. ... ok a more useless bard ...
... rolled a Nat 1 on my save to not post about this
If this is a crack about bards sucking, keep your darn bard hate out of this. You wouldn't know a good support if he buffed his friend fighter and beat the living tar out of you. (+10 to hit is something at level 5, +15 is another.)
...on my Knowledge(Religion) check.
I think I'm still a god.
...on my Sleight of Hand check.
My date slapped me so hard I think I lost a tooth.
... on my Bardic Performance check.
Now I'm a useless bard. ... ok a more useless bard ...
... rolled a Nat 1 on my save to not post about this
If this is a crack about bards sucking, keep your darn bard hate out of this. You wouldn't know a good support if he buffed his friend fighter and beat the living tar out of you. (+10 to hit is something at level 5, +15 is another.)
... on my "yea that is a dumb thing to do so don't do it" check.
So ignore the previous comment I made.
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I rolled a natural 1 on a knowledge local check.
I proceeded into the Ogre's Lair thinking it was a trendy tavern in the seedy side of town.
I rolled a 1 on my perception check. I didn't see the audience very well as I proceeded up the stage. A Conman walks into a bar, another 1 on perception. "Doink!" Natural 1, the audience doesn't laugh. I proceed with my gig, where I conjure up an illusion, I really get into my bit...suspend disbelief...natural one verses my own spell save. Of course it missed its line and i'd been drinking and can't handle my liquer on the seedy side of town naturallllly a one probably spilled some on the audience in the front row. So we get into it, me and my spell, my sense motive is bad anyway so I don't need a one to believe that the mound in the front row is rescuing me from my self captivation.
Then, it hits me...his fist hurt like you wouldn't believe, which you shouldn't because i'm telling you. I ducked out of there like a southern migration and i'm never going back I bluffed to myself rolling a solid 20, we'll be in there tomorrow I guess.
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...on my Intimidate check.
Now even Sir Robin isn't scared of me.
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... on my Knowledge (Local) check.
Instead of a bank, I broke into a Hellknight post.
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...on my Will save.
I can't keep away from the messageboards!
... on my Knowledge (Local) check.
Instead of a bank, I broke into a Hellknight post.
An EVVIL! Hellknight Post. (There's a Hellknight for every flavor of lawful.)
---... on my cook homemade breadsticks roll.
Pizza hut leftovers it is.
...on another Will save.
I ate WAY too much at the potluck supper tonight!
MORE THREAD NECROMANCY!
... on my Raise Thread spell. I did it in the middle of a busy street.
Now... Nothing's changed, a different thread is still dead.
...on Will Save to avoid looking at this thread.
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...on my Sense Motive check, and let the clerk at Best Buy upsell me on $89 worth of overpriced cables.
... on my Profession (basketweaver) check, and all my min/maxer friends are laughing at me right now, as I intended to prove this was NOT an useless skill ! Ho, the hubris !
...on my wisdom check, I spent my lunch posting here.
... on my Knowledge (arcana) check, and I haven't found anything clever to post here.
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... on my Will save. Hence the following:
[VZOOOM]
Grim Bucko appears out of nowhere, launches a banana in the air, screams "Order shall triumph !" and vanishes out of existence.
[VZOOSH]
It all makes sense, in an obscure and yet strangely pleasing mystical way.
...on my Intelligence check, and completely fail to comprehend Grim Bucko's post.
... on my Diplomacy check and completely failed to convey the meaning of Grim Bucko's post to Gandalf's Hipster Brother... I mean: to Haladir.
... on my don't give a something roll at mister anti-duck
I am now searching for him
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Plot twist: I critically glitched on my composure test
I posted twice in a row. The shame.
... on my disguise check.
"Hey, my name is Quiche Lisp and I'm a gnome. Gnomes are cool. Gnomes are a little weird but they mean you no harm ! You're looking for someone" arms a nasty machine gun with rusty bullets behind his back " in particular, friend Duck ?"
on my lick the floor check...
I bit my tongue! Now there's blood in my vomit!
... on my Will save.
How disgusting ! You've cut your whiskers ! You have no self-respect, Vomit Lapping Rat !
Plot twist: I critically glitched on my composure test
I see. So I'll see you at dumpshock then?
... on my will save to stop derailing the thread. sorry everyone.
..on my diplomacy check, accidentally bit the guy his ear of while trying to buy a book.
... on my Perform: Contortionist check.
Can someone pull my foot out of my ear?
Anyone...