Who Would Win?: Yoda vs. Voldemort

[Abandoned Arts]

Welcome to the latest installment of "Who Would Win?"

THE MATCH-UP

Master Yoda vs. the Dark Lord Voldemort

In this thread we will be discussing a hypothetical scenario pitting two of fiction's most powerful mystical forces against one another. Assume that the battle takes place in a setting-neutral environment... perhaps some remote swamp or moor.

Who would win?

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts

[LazarX]

Yoda has advantage in any swamp or moor. He's lived on Swamp Planet after all.

[Orthos]

Horcruxes or no horcruxes?

[Davor]

Yoda.

How is this even a question???

"Magic may be strong, but the the force is my ally, and a powerful ally it is."

And guess what? Originally, Yoda's little speech quirk wasn't in every sentence, so I don't wanna see grammar corrections here >_>

[Abandoned Arts]

Horcruxes or not, Voldemort can be defeated without being slain.

Daron Woodson
Abandoned Arts

[Orthos]

Point.

[Evil Lincoln]

Yoda would eat Voldemort's head.

[Shadowborn]

Gotta go with the Jedi Master on this one.

[JMD031]

You don't F with a Jedi Master, son. - Mark Hammil from Jay and Silent Bob Strike back.

Yoda.

[Shalafi2412]

Yoda couldn't even beat Palpatine and he was supposed to be the best Jedi ever!

[Shadowborn]

Voldemort couldn't beat a little orphan boy and he was supposed to be the most powerful wizard alive.

[Andrew Turner]

Volde--- I mean, You Know Who.

Sidious beat Yoda, too.

[BigNorseWolf]

Yoda.

Why oh Dee Ay yoda.

[Abandoned Arts]

But doesn't You Know Who know how to kill with a single spell?

[Ringtail]

Don't you all play D&D?

Wizard > Goblin

..damn it, BNW! How am I supposed to sleep with this stuck in my head?!

[BigNorseWolf]

Ringtail wrote:

Don't you all play D&D?

Wizard > Goblin

..damn it, BNW! How am I supposed to sleep with this stuck in my head?!

If i don't get to have any sanity none of you do either! Muahahahahah

[Tirq]

You assume we're sane.

[Helaman]

Tirq wrote:

You assume we're sane.

And a dangerous assumption that is

[Grand Magus]

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Voldemort.

Yoda is mutated frog first stat-ed in Gamma World 1e, which lucas ripped off.

Also, Voldemort is British.

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[FallofCamelot]

Voldemort got beaten by Mary Poppins this week. So Yoda.

[Fleshgrinder]

Depends on if there is a significant difference between the force and magic.

Assuming they are different words for effectively similar concepts, then Voldemort is the more powerful force user and we have no evidence of his sword fighting skills one way or the other.

[Benchak the Nightstalker]

It would be a draw (barring time travel anyway), since Yoda died a long time ago (in a galaxy far far away), and I don't think Force ghosts can hurt or be hurt by anything.

[Feral]

Gotta go with Voldemorte.

His one weakness, Yoda has no access to.

[Reckless]

Given Yoda's history of sending young boys to fight his archnemesis, I'd have to say he would win :P

[meatrace]

Yoda.
Voldemort couldn't manage to kill a BABY.
Oh no! It's immune to my wand!
I bet its not immune to a boot in the face and the garbage disposal.