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There comes a time in every person's life that they must ask themselves the question: Do I like Borneo or Sumatra more?
Good Things
-It is not Borneo - Objectively awesome.
-Sixth Largest Island in the world - Six is a good number, ie, having six donuts is better than having five.
-Home of the Sumatran Orangutan, Sumatran Tiger, and, according to Peter Jackson, the Sumatran Rat-Monkey - Cool fauna which also can turn your enemies into zombies.
-Was visited by Marco Polo - What would we play in the pool if not for him?
-Has lots of gold deposits - Gotta love the bling.
-The indigenous population didn't have a name for it - So cool they didn't even need to call it something; people just know when you're talking about Sumatra.
Bad Things
-There is only one Sumatra - Curses!
Good Things
-It could have even more bad things - Being bad is not as terrible as being worse.
Bad Things
-It is not Sumatra - Psh, amateur.
-Third Largest Island in the world - Having three donuts is worse than having six donuts, QED.
-Its name comes from Boring Neo, in reference to Keanu Reeves' poor acting skills - Self-sustaining argument.
So, with these compelling reasons in hand, is it Borneo or Sumatra for you?
PS: It's Sumatra.
PPS: Because Borneo sucks.
PPPS: Really.
Which tastes better with some garlic sauce?
This thread made my day. Congratulations, sir, we have the same sense of humour.
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Sumatra's interior mountainous jungles have also yet to be fully explored and may be home to a yet unrecorded large ape called the orang pendek.
Borneo
- It has a "Wild Man of"
- My grandfather was one of the Australian soldiers that liberated it from the Japanese during the Second World War.
- Orangutans
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sumatra has Gnomes!!!
But it likely used too.... link
My googlefu is strong.