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Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!
Well, if pasta is evil this probably explains the kidlet's burgeoning desire to become a supervillain. ;)
As with all things evil, bad, wrong, ... ah ... badong, it is very pleasurable. That is why it is so hard to resist. Damn you tasty pasta!
Well, if pasta is evil this probably explains the kidlet's burgeoning desire to become a supervillain. ;)
Mmmm, a can of Chef Zomardee Kick-A**ios really hit the spot. Plus with 3 proof-of-purchases, you get a free Drow Conspiracy Decoder Ring!
I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P
Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.
Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!
It still is in the url.
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Spaghetti, you beret-wearing body-bag stuffer!
Holy Beer farts, man! Warn a guy next time you post a link to something that piss ass funny!
Look I've put up with a lot of opinionated people whining on and on for years now. It seems the further they are out of their depth, the more shrill and childish their posted rationales, and yet I resisted the urge to comment, but this.... THIS?!
NO! This aggression will not stand, man.
Pasta is divine manna. If you don't like it, you probably haven't had good pasta. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, STEAK 'N PATATAHS! I SAID IT! You don't know how to cook it properly and neither do your nearby restaurants!
Why I could prepare any number of dishes that would have you on your knees suckling the fallen sauce off my naked toes.
THIS PROMISES TO BE THE ULTIMATE FLAMATORIUM! PREPARE FOR WAAAAAAAAAAR!
Chief Technical Officer
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It still is in the url.I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P
Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.
Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!
Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.
Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.It still is in the url.I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P
Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.
Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!
Just as long as saving this thread doesn't mean a valuable paladin's ethical dilemma discussion gets asswracked.
You don't know how to cook it properly and neither do your nearby restaurants!Dude! I live in Philly! We've got Italians, and a Chinatown. Between the two, we can get pasta in all it's shapes, sizes, and styles. And it still ALL SUCKS ASS!!!
Philly pasta is considered far and wide to be a grain-based emetic.
Opinions aren't facts... but this thread, though an opinion, has somehow managed to be factually wrong. That is a conundrum/achievement if ever there was.
plorg
nobody understands me.
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Looks like a flumph!Blasphemers!See, Aberzombie. I knew someone would go there.
You know... it does. Huh.
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Just as long as saving this thread doesn't mean a valuable paladin's ethical dilemma discussion gets asswracked.Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.It still is in the url.I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P
Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.
Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!
Asswracked???? Nevermind I don't want to know.
Philly pasta is considered far and wide to be a grain based emetic.Hmmmm, that explains some things.....
Nothing sadder in this world then a sidewalk puddle of stomach juice and pasta gone wrong. Nothing at all.
Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!
Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.
Asswracked???? Nevermind I don't want to know.Just as long as saving this thread doesn't mean a valuable paladin's ethical dilemma discussion gets asswracked.Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.It still is in the url.I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P
Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.
Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!
You mean you ...?
Forget it.
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Asswracked???? Nevermind I don't want to know.Just as long as saving this thread doesn't mean a valuable paladin's ethical dilemma discussion gets asswracked.Well, I didn't want to break everyone's RSS feeds for this valuable, valuable thread.It still is in the url.I'll give you a clue read the thread title carefully :P
Then make fun of Zombie for typing too fast.Holy Crap dude! I didn't even realize it until just now. Damn near spit beer out through my nose I was laughing so hard.
Edit: Holy s~!%! It's fixed!
You mean you ...?
Forget it.
We better drop it, it'll just encourage him to give us the definition, and if I (a gay man) have decided my sense of morbid curiosity isn't up for the challenge. Then I'm pretty sure no one else is up for that challenge either.
fettucini and linguine cause mouth cancer.
Yeah, that's right. Pasta! Good God, ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin! The farfalle reminds me of this teacher I hated who always wore bowties. The rigatoni is a tube! A friggin tube!!! And don't even get me started on that creepy ass rotini, with its Cthulhuesque spirals. That's it! I'm done with it!Your loathsome railing against one of the only foods I CAN eat will not be forgotten.
::Goes back to back with Kruelaid, guns brandished and spinning together as they become a single cyclone of spit lead.::
Let's John Wu these pr*cks!
BLAM BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM... BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
We all knew the war would come. We just didn't know how big a hole it would leave in the chest of the human race.
Dibs on the new RPG: The Pasta Wars.
Well, if pasta is evil this probably explains the kidlet's burgeoning desire to become a supervillain. ;)Mmmm, a can of Chef Zomardee Kick-A**ios really hit the spot. Plus with 3 proof-of-purchases, you get a free Drow Conspiracy Decoder Ring!
I know, right, and who wouldn't want the Drow Conspiracy Decoder Ring? Of course, all it tells you is to eat your Kick-A**ios, but each new generation has to learn this for themselves. ;)
Linguine with Vodka sauce. Yum.
I have it on good authority that pasta is a secret alien plot to take over the world. Cave paintings of aliens have recently been uncovered in the jungles of peru that look suspiciously like the so-called Flying Spahgetti Monster.
We better drop it, it'll just encourage him to give us the definition, and if I (a gay man) have decided my sense of morbid curiosity isn't up for the challenge. Then I'm pretty sure no one else is up for that challenge either.... asswracked.Asswracked???? Nevermind I don't want to know.You mean you ...?
Forget it.
Hehe. You don't need to be gay.
When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.
When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.TMI!!!
She's on facebook, you want her url?
That's OK. I'm a happily married zombie, after all.She's on facebook, you want her url?When I read that one a certain ex-girlfriend and a night of heavy drinking came to mind... poor thing.TMI!!!
Ain't nothing wrong with a little strange brain.