Anyone seen Lisa lately?


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she's been awfully quiet lately. I just hope nothing's wrong.


Maybe we're all just not acting up enough...

Scarab Sages

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Maybe she's too busy working on a secret project.


There's been this cray rumor she's

Spoiler:

on a VACATION


Actually, what you think of as Lisa is, like most Paizo "employees", is actually a digital construct of the all-powerful PMG, our (mostly) benevolent digital overlord. If "she" has vanished, it's likely because the PMG is close to openly declaring himself to the masses and no longer requires "her" as a cover. I suspect "Ross" will disappear next, or perhaps even "SKR".

Paizo Employee Creative Director

Lisa and Vic actually just left today on the Vacation.

And she was pretty much reading the Rise of the Runelords AP and providing a TON of awesome helpful feedback from when she ran the campaign over the past few weeks. Turns out, getting a 430 or so page book ready for the printers is an "all hands on deck" type of situation.


A likely story! You don't fool me "James Jacobs".

Shadow Lodge

How dare you malign the Computer! Communist!

*Shoots you*

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Who?


I heard it was a car accident...


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Crazy people, Vic and Lisa aren't real!


James Jacobs wrote:

Lisa and Vic actually just left today on the Vacation.

Mwhahahahah! Fools! Now I will take back the company that was stolen from me!

Shadow Lodge

How are you going to do that, with your little badger paws?

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TOZ wrote:
How are you going to do that, with your little badger paws?

Don't let the tiny paws fool you. His digits are quite nimble. A full trash dumpster, however, will distract him for quite a while.

<rolls dumpster behind the Paizo offices>

Scarab Sages

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There is no Lisa, only Zuul.


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So, she's a dog...


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I thought Vic was Elvis and Lisa was Amelia Earhart, they both became immortal after defeating the Antarctic space Nazis that live in the Bermuda Triangle.

Paizo is a cover for their secret crime (and alien) fighting team. James Jacobs is really a sentient dwarf tyrannosaur, Eric (aka by his secret true name Erik) is a reformed intellect devourer, F (Fandango). Wesley Schneider is the ghost of a heroic gaucho and tango instructor. Sean Klingon Reyonolds is all I need to say.

Grand Lodge

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Chef's Slaad wrote:

she's been awfully quiet lately. I just hope nothing's wrong.

Got this email from her...

I'M IN YOUR CHARACTER SHEET
CHANGING YOUR STATS. LOL

Dark Archive

VAcation? VaCAation! VACATION! WAIT!... "left today on the vacation"?

Aahh, yess, she's not on a vacation... she's gone on the vacation!

That... that sounds SO devious...

Hmm...

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