The world according to David Cammegh

[Aberzombie]

He's a psychic and an astrologer. Could it be that, even now, he prepares us for the coming of Great Cthulhu?

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE..........

[Bob Sothoth]

I hope so. I'm tired of waiting.

[Crimson Jester]

Who?

[Aberzombie]

F&~&ed if I know. I just typed "David Cam" into the search engine and his name came up.

[Crimson Jester]

Google - the newest Soothsayer.

[BigNorseWolf]

Exactly what is involved in preparing for Cthulu's comming? Its not like you can curry favor with him, he just devours and drives insane the worshipers and unbelievers alike.

1) cardio: you're going to want to run away to save a few moments.

2) Lung capacity: don't give some whiney little whimper as you're sucked into his maw, give a GOOD scream

3) weapons training: While firearms and melee weapons are equally useless, hurling a spear into cthulu's eye before your all inclusive tour of his digestrive tract is just freaking cool

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Google - the newest Soothsayer.

Ia! Ia! Googlthulu Fhtagn!

[JMD031]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Exactly what is involved in preparing for Cthulu's comming? Its not like you can curry favor with him, he just devours and drives insane the worshipers and unbelievers alike.

1) cardio: you're going to want to run away to save a few moments.

2) Lung capacity: don't give some whiney little whimper as you're sucked into his maw, give a GOOD scream

3) weapons training: While firearms and melee weapons are equally useless, hurling a spear into cthulu's eye before your all inclusive tour of his digestrive tract is just freaking cool

Kind of sounds like the the rules for Zombieland.