
Don Juan de Doodlebug |

When it comes to les mademoiselles, I likes zem big, tall, skinny legz and all!
[Switches accent from bad French to bad Aleister Cooke]
As a special treat for you all, I am making available one of the many classic "plays" from my legendary tome, How to Pick Up Damsels, Chicks and Priestesses for Fun and Profit: A Sourcebook for High Charisma Characters.
I call it the Jack Lemmon.