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Milkman Dan is a mean jerk. He's been known to blow up cows, feed urinal cakes to children and run over their bicycles. He occasionally wears a kevlar exo-suit, which boosts his reflexes and massages his buttocks. He might also be immortal.
Reid Fleming is The World's Toughest Milkman. He isn't bald, he gets his hair cut that way and he's pretty sure he told you to shut up. Rye whiskey gives him the strength to lift his own truck and punch through walls.
Both men are formidable bullies with supernatural drunk-driving abilities, but only one can be crowned the Dairy King!
Milkman Dan is a mean jerk. He's been known to blow up cows, feed urinal cakes to children and run over their bicycles. He occasionally wears a kevlar exo-suit, which boosts his reflexes and massages his buttocks. He might also be immortal.
Reid Fleming is The World's Toughest Milkman. He isn't bald, he gets his hair cut that way and he's pretty sure he told you to shut up. Rye whiskey gives him the strength to lift his own truck and punch through walls.
Both men are formidable bullies with supernatural drunk-driving abilities, but only one can be crowned the Dairy King!
My vote goes to Reid Fleming. Any man who gets his hair cut that way intentionally is a badass.
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(Edwin) Jarvis vs. Alfred (Pennyworth) would be epic.
Also, May Parker vs. Martha Kent!
Rick Jones vs. Jimmy Olsen?
I posted a Battle of the Super Butlers thread in another comics forum years ago and most people voted Alfred would probably win in a fight, but Jarvis is likely the champion when it comes to keeping a place tidy. Whereas Alfred generally only has to look after Bruce, Jarvis has cleaned up after the Hulk, Hercules and Wolverine.
May vs. Martha was covered by another thread here recently.
I think Rick vs. Jimmy would be completely unfair unless we're talking about Silver Age Jimmy who had new ridiculous powers every month. Rick is currently A-Bomb, a blue Abomination, and he served as the host of Captain Marvel and a sidekick to Captain America so, even without powers, he'd mop the floor with Jimmy.
My vote goes to Reid Fleming. Any man who gets his hair cut that way intentionally is a badass.
Duly noted.
Milkman Dan wins. Because as you know, Milkman Dan has beaten God at his own game. Imagine if you will, what sort of suffering you could face at the hands of the most powerful milkman in the universe! ;)
I'm betting Milk and Cheese: Dairy Products Gone Bad whip both of them or at least take them out for a Gin fueled bender which keeps the rest of the 'verse safe.
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I nearly included the team of Milk and Cheese to make this a three-way brawl for it all, but I figured that might be too awesome. I also think Milk and Cheese might somehow actually be the genetically-engineered result of combining the DNA of Milkman Dan and Reid Fleming and that would technically turn this battle into a child abuse case...not that either man would likely have a problem with that.
It should be Rick Jones vs Snapper Carr.