Smurfs vs Azathoth


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Shadow Lodge

Who would win?
Smurfs or Azathoth?

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Azazazazathothothothothoth.....

Grand Lodge

Smurfs are LE devils.
So they'd win, of course!

Grand Lodge

Azathoth can't even change your avatar!


You mean Smurfs aren't aspects of an unfathomable, mindless alien will?


Smurfs

Good always win over evil in American Cartoons.

...poor Azathoth never stood a chance...


Kthulhu wrote:

Who would win?

Smurfs or Azathoth?

I can't answer. I fail the SAN roll required to form a coherent thought on the subject.


Smurfs are obviously derived from Drow (blue skin, thinly veiled Matriarchy where the one female holds sway over an entire nation of males...) and thus are destined to win in the end.

Lolth said so.


100+ diminutive creatures count as a swarm right? Give them the cannibalistic black-skinned template and I think the smurfs stand a decent chance.

GNAP! GNAP! GNAP!

Edit: Now I'm tempted to play a gnome barbarian who yells out GNAP! while raging. Awesome...

Contributor

Hmm, well, following the plotting of such things you need to define "win" first.

But that said, I'd imagine that the encounter happens after Gargamel gets a copy of the Necronomicon. He's already mad, so he'd be able to use it handily, though of course it would at some point be stolen by the Smurfs and read by Brainy, who would of course go mad from the revelations. Not that anyone would notice, this being Brainy we're talking about.

There would also be some confusion with Azathoth the mindless piping god and Azrael the cat named for the angel of death.

Again, with the "win." Following Smurfy plotting, the smurfs would finally destroy the Necronomicon and mindwipe Gargamel and Brainy, as they have plot immunity and are always reset anyway. And all would be happy in Smurfland until of course Azathoth destroys the universe, Smurfs included.

So, Smurfs will win the first battle, but Azathoth will win the war.


Smurfffffff

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Oliver McShade wrote:

Smurfs

Good always win over evil in American Cartoons.

...poor Azathoth never stood a chance...

umm the Smurf's are Belgian.


Azathoth.

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