yellowdingo
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Welcome to the future of Superstate Currencies: The Spanner will be the new Common Currency encompassing all english speaking states. To prevent the innevitable failure of the USA, we had to rush out and abandon the sliding US dollar for a Common Currency and better Government.
In light of this glorious moment I introduce the New International Anthem: The Spanner
As I hold My spanner high!
And keep my Toolbox ever dry,
I thank the working stiff,
Who made my precision tools.
From the finest metals,
we have mined and refined,
The Uncorroding Steels,
of our greatest design.
Glory to the Spanner,
The Tool we hold High,
The only Currency left,
The Tool worth its weight.
As I hold My spanner high!
And keep my Toolbox ever dry,
I thank the working stiff,
Who made my precision tools.
| The 8th Dwarf |
Before Keating floated the AUD back before he became PM, the AUD was artificially maintained at a higher value than the USD.
Its just that we did not experience much of the GFC as we were not at the same level of debt and our banking industry is better regulated than the US banking industry.
The AUD is considered safe and strong and so people are happy to buy it over the USD raising the value of the AUD to pre Keating times...
| The 8th Dwarf |
If it makes it easier to buy Tim Tams here, I'm all for it.
Sorry it makes Tim Tams more expensive - $1.00 AUD packet a few years ago would = $0.57 - $0.60ish USD, now $1.00 AUD = $0.99 USD.
Good for you in that it is cheaper to buy Paizo product from you directly than from the FLGS... so the extra income can be directed to your Tim Tam habit.
All we need you to do now is to start playing Rugby (or AFL) and Cricket, reverie Kylie Minogue not for her music but having the most perfect derrière in the universe and our take over of your country will be complete.
Wrath
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Yes, I believe it's only a matter of time until the states abdicate to the majesty that is Australia.
It's all a great conspiracy by the british to reclaim the land they lost to the "colonists" all those years ago. Once America abdicates under the weight of our mighy dollar, England will recind Australias right to govern itself and the world will again be ruled by the mighty british empire!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahahhahaha h hahah hah errrr. Sorry
| The 8th Dwarf |
Yes, I believe it's only a matter of time until the states abdicate to the majesty that is Australia.
It's all a great conspiracy by the british to reclaim the land they lost to the "colonists" all those years ago. Once America abdicates under the weight of our mighy dollar, England will recind Australias right to govern itself and the world will again be ruled by the mighty british empire!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaahahhahaha h hahah hah errrr. Sorry
You do realise that we have a counter plan... For the conquest of the Pommy Empire.
Phase 1 Rolf Harris - complete
Phase 2 Establish bridgehead at Earls Court - Complete
Phase 3 Infiltrate the Royalty (Thank you Dame Edna) - Complete
Phase 4 Control the alcohol supply (All barmen are Aussies or Kiwis) - Complete
Phase 5 Rot Brains with Neighbours and Home and Away - Complete
Phase 6 Destroy morale by being better at sport, better looking and just better at everything - Complete
Phase 7 Threaten to send Dannii back to England...
Phase 8 Victory is ours.....
Wrath
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You don't have to convince me Mr Dwarf, I'm an Aussie.
I was just extending current events and placing a possible scenario in there. This is what happens to your thought processes when you GM for most of your adult life and constantly have to come up with new metaplots to keep your players satisfied.
Let the conquest of England continue I say.
Wrath
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Britain and Australia: why they'll never wup teh U.S.
Justin Bieber and Brittany spears. I probably don't need to say any more.
| Spanky the Leprechaun |
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Britain and Australia: why they'll never wup teh U.S.Justin Bieber and Brittany spears. I probably don't need to say any more.
Romulan haircut boy is Canadian.
Wrath
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Wrath wrote:Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Britain and Australia: why they'll never wup teh U.S.Justin Bieber and Brittany spears. I probably don't need to say any more.Romulan haircut boy is Canadian.
Meh, same continent. You all look the same to me. Its my shortsightedness you see.
| The 8th Dwarf |
Wrath wrote:Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Britain and Australia: why they'll never wup teh U.S.Justin Bieber and Brittany spears. I probably don't need to say any more.Romulan haircut boy is Canadian.
Olivia was born in England lives in the US... Russell Crowe born in New Zealand, lives here but you can have him if you want.... Mel Gibson born in the US lives in the US you can keep him.
Wolverine - Hugh Jackman... Born here lives here
Galadriel and Queen Elizabeth I - Cate Blanchett ours as well.
Captain Hector Barbossa, Sir Francis Walsingham - Geoffrey Rush
Chopper Read, Norm Gibson, Avner Kaufman, Bruce Banner, Hector - Eric Bana is ours as well.
I could go on about Portia, Heath, Naomi, Weir and Beresford and the thousands of others that have infiltrated your film industry - everything you make will have an Australian in it or filming it or directing it.
Music industry is a little quiet at the moment... ACDC are ours, INXS, Jet, Kylie, Nick Cave, and the wiggles. It is the quiet before the storm, the world is ours.....
Chubbs McGee
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All we need you to do now is to start playing Rugby (or AFL) and Cricket, reverie Kylie Minogue not for her music but having the most perfect derrière in the universe and our take over of your country will be complete.
Pffft! That Nick Cave clip is not the best choice to show off Kylie's most famous asset! Try this one Spinning Around.
| Spanky the Leprechaun |
| The 8th Dwarf |
The 8th Dwarf wrote:yeah, but do your cowboys have cheerleaders?Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:We have cattle ranches the size of Texas.... :-)Just remember two thangs:
1)red coats
and
2) six flags have flown over the Republic of Texas. Nary a damn one of them was the Union Jack.
and you'll be allright.
| Spanky the Leprechaun |
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:Yep! although yours are better lookingThe 8th Dwarf wrote:yeah, but do your cowboys have cheerleaders?Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:We have cattle ranches the size of Texas.... :-)Just remember two thangs:
1)red coats
and
2) six flags have flown over the Republic of Texas. Nary a damn one of them was the Union Jack.
and you'll be allright.
Sweet.....prime rib is prime rib, but......a nice juicy burger is nothing to laugh off either.
AND they got those cute Australian accents.