Pirates make better politicians…

[CourtFool]

…because the loser dies.
…because the rum is never gone.
…because…bloody pirates!

[Paul Watson]

CourtFool wrote:

…because the loser dies.

…because the rum is never gone.
…because…bloody pirates!

Pirates make better everything.

Spoiler:

Except ninjas, obviously.

[CourtFool]

Well, ninjas are a step down.

[Captain Aberzombie]

Garrr, me hearties!

[Prince That Howls]

Would have made a good prohibition era bumper sticker.

“Don’t blame me, I voted Pirate.”

[CourtFool]

Equally appropriate now I should think. Hell, many pirate vessels covered healthcare in their articles.

[Prince That Howls]

I believe it was something along the lines of.

"I don't want to get sick too! Toss the filthy dog overboard!"

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

[Sharoth]

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

Is work driving you towards raising the Jolly Rodger, CJ?

[Sharoth]

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG

Oh no! It is the Dread Pirate Crimson Jester! Expect no mercy from him, even if it involves true love.

[Captain Aberzombie]

"Twue Wuv"?