Don't Call Us

[Lazaro]

If you're a victim of grand theft, burglary, car wrecks, identity theft, vandalism, or some other 44 crimes don't call the Oakland police

[Bitter Thorn]

Lazaro wrote:

If you're a victim of grand theft, burglary, car wrecks, identity theft, vandalism, or some other 44 crimes don't call the Oakland police

I can't say I'm surprised.

It's just more government extortion.

Here's a partial list:

* burglary
* theft
* embezzlement
* grand theft
* grand theft:dog
* identity theft
* false information to peace officer
* required to register as sex or arson offender
* dump waste or offensive matter
* discard appliance with lock
* loud music
* possess forged notes
* pass fictitious check
* obtain money by false voucher
* fraudulent use of access cards
* stolen license plate
* embezzlement by an employee (over $ 400)
* extortion
* attempted extortion
* false personification of other
* injure telephone/ power line
* interfere with power line
* unauthorized cable tv connection
* vandalism
* administer/expose poison to another's

[Vic Wertz]

Bitter Thorn wrote:

grand theft:dog

I didn't even know that was a thing!