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[lastknightleft]

so today I went to type my screename in and accidentally switched the e and l. After I caught it I read it out loud, it made it sound like I had been violated by the forestfolk yesterday evening.

"What happened to you?"
"Oh, I got Elfed last night"

This led to a few minutes of hillarity as I thought up a whole scenario where my players have to escape from an elven rapist in the woods at night, that just got funnier the more I thought about it.

So has this ever happened to you? where a simple thing like the mis-spelling of one of your names lead to hillarity? feel free to share.

[lastknightleft]

Now I'm picturing Elves using the word Elf like Smurfs use the word Smurf.

Oh man, those chips are elf'n good man.
Hey pass me the Elf paper

and of course the famous curse word "ELF!"

[Jimmy-Joe Hayseed]

lastknightleft wrote:

This led to a few minutes of hillarity as I thought up a whole scenario where my players have to escape from an elven rapist in the woods at night, that just got funnier the more I thought about it.

banjo music

Squeal like an orc!

[lastknightleft]

Jimmy-Joe Hayseed wrote:

lastknightleft wrote:

This led to a few minutes of hillarity as I thought up a whole scenario where my players have to escape from an elven rapist in the woods at night, that just got funnier the more I thought about it.

banjo music

Squeal like an orc!

Get the elf away from me you elf

[golem101]

lastknightleft wrote:

Now I'm picturing Elves using the word Elf like Smurfs use the word Smurf.

Oh man, those chips are elf'n good man.
Hey pass me the Elf paper

and of course the famous curse word "ELF!"

The dreaded three-letter words of blasphemous cursing.

"Elf you in the elf, elvish elven elf that you are!"

[Callous Jack]

What the elf is this thread about again?

[lastknightleft]

Callous Jack wrote:

What the elf is this thread about again?

Funny situations arising from name mispellings

or turning elf into a curse word, whatever.

[Callous Jack]

lastknightleft wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

What the elf is this thread about again?

Funny situations arising from name mispellings

or turning elf into a curse word, whatever.

Elf off, you.

;-)

[lastknightleft]

Callous Jack wrote:

lastknightleft wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

What the elf is this thread about again?

Funny situations arising from name mispellings

or turning elf into a curse word, whatever.

Elf off, you.

;-)

Go Elf Yourself

[Crimson Jester]

it could have been worse...last knight felt

[CourtFool]

If you liked it ya shoulda put an elf on it.

[Bitter Thorn]

CourtFool wrote:

If you liked it ya shoulda put an elf on it.

I hate that song..........

[Orthos]

One of my other usernames is Edge-of-Oblivion, generally shortened (obviously) to Edge most of the time. At least twice I've ended up misspelling it as Eged or Egde. Strangely, I've never gotten a joke about it in response...

[CourtFool]

Orthos wrote:

One of my other usernames is Edge-of-Oblivion, generally shortened (obviously) to Edge most of the time. At least twice I've ended up misspelling it as Eged or Egde. Strangely, I've never gotten a joke about it in response...

It's all in the delivery.

[Xabulba]

I got elfed up last night an elfed my neighbor's wife.

[lastknightleft]

Xabulba wrote:

I got elfed up last night an elfed my neighbor's wife.

well aren't you an elf. Did you apologize to your neighbor?