James T. Kirk vs. Jack Bauer, Fight!!!

[David Fryer]

James Kirk could whoop Jack Bauer, no questions asked.

[ulgulanoth]

only after he rips his shirt

[Lord Fyre]

David Fryer wrote:

James Kirk could whoop Jack Bauer, no questions asked.

Which James T. Kirk? (Shatner or Pine?)

Do you mean with or without a Constitution class starship?

And how many red-shirts would sacrifice their lives during the away mission?

[Crimson Jester]

Lord Fyre wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

James Kirk could whoop Jack Bauer, no questions asked.

Which James T. Kirk? (Shatner or Pine?)

Do you mean with or without a Constitution class starship?

And how many red-shirts would sacrifice their lives during the away mission?

The Original The SHat is where it's at.

With or Without a starship but only if, his shirt gets ripped first.

I would say at least a dozen red shirts would have to die. But hey, they are only redshirts.

[Shadowborn]

Ripped shirt, followed by a double axehandle, and then a judo chop to the neck. Kirk for the win.

[Dale McCoy Jr]

David Fryer wrote:

James Kirk could whoop Jack Bauer, no questions asked.

This. Squared^3^297.

[stormraven]

Unless Bauer gets his own theme music during his fight scenes... then Jimmy T FTW.

Ba-ba-baah-ba-BAH-ba...

[David Fryer]

Yep, the Shat will have his shirt ripped off, lay out Jack Bauer with a bamboo cannon that would kill a normal person (thanks Mythbusters) and the ride off into the sunset with an Orion Slave Woman.

[Crimson Jester]

Ok what if Jack Bauer catching an old Kirk who has been accidentally sent in the past. He can't get his shirt ripped anymore. Would Jack win now?