*Sneaks in with a bowl of warm water and a can of shaving cream*
HEHE....hehehehehehe...shhhhhh
*Sneaks out giggling like a kid at summer camp*
Sweat dreams. :)
You are posting here because there is something wrong with the world and you don't know what it is... it's like a splinter in your mind...
Ahh The Matrix, top film :P
Obviously a cry for help. You feel oppressed and penned up by your nation's cold and uncaring oppression of lawfulness. You yearn for the freedom of true potential that only chaos can grant you.
Your mind is fighting a losing fight against the soporific tedium that is ever unchanging order, being trapped in a country that is itself trapped in the distant past, a time when the world still took note of it.
Your soul is yearning for freedom, and you are looking for a stepping stone for your first step into infinite potential.
Look no further, for you have found what you are seeking here, in Andoran!
Maybe you just want to be yourself. Maybe you want to throw off the shackles of tradition and realise yourself and your very potential. Maybe you want to grab reality by the seams and tear it apart, eradicating the very multiverse and it's stifling continuity to return it to the everchanging potential that is the Maelstrom. Or maybe that's just me.
It's all part of the master plan of the Starfish Men from Vega. They want to lure as many humans as possible to the internet to distract us from their fiendish attempts to invade and harvest our dryer lint.
It's all part of the master plan of the Starfish Men from Vega. They want to lure as many humans as possible to the internet to distract us from their fiendish attempts to invade and harvest our dryer lint.
I haven't used my dryer in over two years.
I am not posting here. You are not seeing this. Take the red pill. Move along.
These are not the messageboards you are looking for...
*pops a blue pill*
WAITAMINUTE!
For the next four hours, keep that away from me.
I haven't used my dryer in over two years.
That's just what they want you to think.
