Velcro Zipper
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But if any one of you pukes says anything about a Uwe or a Boll, and couples one or both words into a "he should make another movie" I pray you never roll a confirmed critical hit again.
I actually wouldn't mind if Uwe Boll was given the reins to Stretch Armstrong or any of the other upcoming movies based on board games, but that's because those movies already seem destined to fail. Just imagine...
Uwe Boll presents:
Mr. Mouth starring Michael Clark Duncan and Lindsay Lohan!
or
Hungry Hungry Hippos, an Uwe Boll joint, featuring Val Kilmer, Kevin Federline and, what the hell, Oscar-winner Mo'nique!
| Stewart Perkins |
There is a Shadowrun movie it's called "Johnny Mnemonic", had Keanu Reeves as a Decker, Henry Rollins as a Street Doc, Dina Myer played a Street Sam with wired Reflexes, I mean the Yakuza and Viruses, even a Monofiliment Whip!!!
As for which game, Dear Gods Deadlands screams awesome as a movie if and only if Shane Hensely doesn't get to make stone stupidly powerful and ruin a good ending.... but that's me.
| Twin Agate Dragons |
Garydee wrote:I want to see Battletech made into a movie.Your wish is granted.
Offically bored at 4:11.
Velcro Zipper
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Velcro Zipper wrote:Offically bored at 4:11.Garydee wrote:I want to see Battletech made into a movie.Your wish is granted.
Sort of like playing Battletech ^_-