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Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

Yep. Just best to avoid eyecontact and let her play PQ2 and wait for her to see *shudder* Twilight with her Girls.

Ugh.

;)

As long as you are not accompanying them to said abomination of desolation.

Dear God no.

Even if she threatened to cut me off for life.

EDIT: Sweet!!! Cut off ToTP!!!! *Runs through the tread nekked holding a watering can*


Mac Boyce wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Resist man! RESIST!! Go to your PLACE OF POWER for strength!

Must....surround....myself....with....comics and porn....

HELP ME URIZEN!!! YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!

Crap, I'm dead.

You forgot metal music! Crap! Am I....Too...Late?


Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff wrote:
::Grows at Mac::

Throws the dog a chunk of freshly cut munchkin.


Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

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Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Resist man! RESIST!! Go to your PLACE OF POWER for strength!

Must....surround....myself....with....comics and porn....

HELP ME URIZEN!!! YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!

Crap, I'm dead.

You forgot metal music! Crap! Am I....Too...Late?

Nope. I put on Steel Panther and all was well. \m/-.-\m/


Sookie.

Sovereign Court

Edward Cullen wrote:
Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

*shoots you with her anti-sparkle ray of DOOM*

DIE FIEND DIE!!!!!!!!!!


Freehold DM wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:

Must....surround....myself....with....comics and porn....

HELP ME URIZEN!!! YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!

Crap, I'm dead.

Newlywed Man Alarm goes off

Oh-oh! Looks like Mac's in trouble!

rushes to the Pornmobile and drives over to his house, using the built-in Porn-o-pult to launch volley after volley of adult comics through Mac's window

Bukkake Bonzai Bïtches wasn't the Drowning Pool he was looking for. It's the first CD where Let the Bodies Hit The Floor is on.

Speaking of hitting the floor...

duck.


Well, it ashamed that one of the things that made it into Wayfinder made it in there. Hopefully, standards will continue to rise.


caw?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Samnell wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Jagyr Ebonwood wrote:
Samnell wrote:
Rhode Island has the distinction of being the only colony founded explicitly for purposes of religious freedom, and not simply to achieve a level of religious control over the populace that the founders could not accomplish in Europe.
Neat, I didn't know that. :)
That was Providence Plantation not Rhode Island. They did in fact combine later. Rhode Island colony has no such distinction.
Yeah but I was lazy and didn't want to explain the whole multiple colonies merging thing.
Providence Plantation is fascinating, but yeah would take half a page to go into it.
Is this in the wrong thread?
Why yes it is............ How it ended up here I do not fathom.

I blame Tesla or PMG's wonky chaos coding. I sense a time space continuum expanding. And it's not in my pants.

In that case.

duck


Burger Meister wrote:
Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff wrote:
::Grows at Mac::
Throws the dog a chunk of freshly cut munchkin.

::Rips it into pieces::


Dark Solnes wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

*shoots you with her anti-sparkle ray of DOOM*

DIE FIEND DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Woo! Go team Dark Solnes!


jigs to Dave Kozs' You Make Me Smile


Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff wrote:
Burger Meister wrote:
Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff wrote:
::Grows at Mac::
Throws the dog a chunk of freshly cut munchkin.
Rips it into pieces.

*uses the proton grab stream and throws Studly Puffin at the Mastiff*

You might want some salt with that. ;)


Crimson Jester wrote:
nOW HOWEVER i AM WONDERING WHERE MUY POST ASKING FOR MORE POSTING WENT????????? And why prey tell am I shouting?

CJ. I hate to tell you this. I think it's time for you to hand over the remaining drugs to me. I will take good care of them.


Am I ever going to catch up to current post? GAAAAAH!


Peter Venkman wrote:
Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff wrote:
Burger Meister wrote:
Mairkurion's Loyal Mastiff wrote:
::Grows at Mac::
Throws the dog a chunk of freshly cut munchkin.
Rips it into pieces.

*uses the proton grab stream and throws Studly Puffin at the Mastiff*

You might want some salt with that. ;)

soars high into the clouds


Gwen Stefani post.

Sovereign Court

Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

*shoots you with her anti-sparkle ray of DOOM*

DIE FIEND DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Woo! Go team Dark Solnes!

Why thank you sweetie....

I hate sparkles.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Hey Leafy, Golf ball displays make great showcases for your favorite minis. Just putting it out there.
What are those?
The glass front hanging cabinets about a foot and a half high that some golfers use to display balls from different courses. They aren't real expensive and will hold about 70 minis of regular size on their shelves.
Moorluck! You must be some kind of f'n genius!

Says a lot coming from a guy with a PhD and Double Honors. LPM got his education from the School; University of Hard Knocks, Southern. SUHKS.


Dark Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

*shoots you with her anti-sparkle ray of DOOM*

DIE FIEND DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Woo! Go team Dark Solnes!

Why thank you sweetie....

I hate sparkles.

Mm sparkles aren't bad. But no man other then Daivd Bowie is allow to sparkle undead or otherwise.


caw.


Moff Rimmer wrote:
There are few things in this world that I think are anywhere near as disgusting as hot dogs. Of course that may be due to spending a summer with my grandparents -- who couldn't cook anything but hot dogs. 25 years later and I can almost eat one again.

Ditto. Won't touch nor taste them.

Brauts is where its at.


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

*shoots you with her anti-sparkle ray of DOOM*

DIE FIEND DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Woo! Go team Dark Solnes!

Why thank you sweetie....

I hate sparkles.

Mm sparkles aren't bad. But no man other then Daivd Bowie is allow to sparkle undead or otherwise.

Heh. Watched The Hunger today. Don't recommend.


Urizen wrote:
Moff Rimmer wrote:
There are few things in this world that I think are anywhere near as disgusting as hot dogs. Of course that may be due to spending a summer with my grandparents -- who couldn't cook anything but hot dogs. 25 years later and I can almost eat one again.

Ditto. Won't touch nor taste them.

Brauts is where its at.

sauerkraut?


Earworm wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

...In Nagasaki they are hungry for your love...

Stupid earworm.

Yay! It's a party!

It is SO EARWORMY! I still sing it to myself.


Urizen wrote:
Earworm wrote:
Studpuffin wrote:

...In Nagasaki they are hungry for your love...

Stupid earworm.

Yay! It's a party!
It is SO EARWORMY! I still sing it to myself.

gets jiggy


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Which is evil, I know, but my come in handy.

Dude, use a napkin. Sanitary issues.


caw.


caw?


Sharoth wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
At work. A mountain of paperwork was here to greet me.
So much for the electronic age, eh?
It's amazing the amount of stuff I/we do by hand, even in this electronic age.
Sometimes, the electrosux velvet glove just doesn't replace the good old fashioned fappanator.
~laughter~ So I see.

Dude, I was with you at Badd Kitty. Don't think I didn't see you slink out of the store with your FIRST purchase before you came back and got the rest of the goods. ;-)

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Dark Solnes wrote:
Edward Cullen wrote:
Nothing can keep me down for long. *lurks in the shadow*

*shoots you with her anti-sparkle ray of DOOM*

DIE FIEND DIE!!!!!!!!!!

Woo! Go team Dark Solnes!

Why thank you sweetie....

I hate sparkles.

Mm sparkles aren't bad. But no man other then Daivd Bowie is allow to sparkle undead or otherwise.
Heh. Watched The Hunger today. Don't recommend.

Never heard of it. Looked it up and it doesn't sound good. I'll take your advise on it Mr. PHD.


Urizen wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
At work. A mountain of paperwork was here to greet me.
So much for the electronic age, eh?
It's amazing the amount of stuff I/we do by hand, even in this electronic age.
Sometimes, the electrosux velvet glove just doesn't replace the good old fashioned fappanator.
~laughter~ So I see.
Dude, I was with you at Badd Kitty. Don't think I didn't see you slink out of the store with your FIRST purchase before you came back and got the rest of the goods. ;-)

Is it wrong that I like Europop?


Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I went to see Clash of the Titans a Twilight Trailer came up, and when the theater went quite I boo'd. Thats about as gutsy I am. *hides in the corner from the bright lights*

Young you are, Padawan. But let me show you a step that will take you toward the Dark Side of the Force.

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Alrighty ladies, gents and Urizen, I'm off to sleep now. You all have a wonderful night and I'll catch ya later!


Mac Boyce wrote:
That's hilarious! My sister bought the first book and burned it.

That's the kind of Fahrenheit 451 I can get behind.


caw.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Alrighty ladies, gents and Urizen, I'm off to sleep now. You all have a wonderful night and I'll catch ya later!

Later, Macimus!


Mac Boyce wrote:
Alrighty ladies, gents and Urizen, I'm off to sleep now. You all have a wonderful night and I'll catch ya later!

sleep well.

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Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I went to see Clash of the Titans a Twilight Trailer came up, and when the theater went quite I boo'd. Thats about as gutsy I am. *hides in the corner from the bright lights*
Young you are, Padawan. But let me show you a step that will take you toward the Dark Side of the Force.

Drow-Qaeda?


Mac Boyce wrote:
You're not caught up yet?

I blame miners. (I got two pages to go.)


gp


Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
You're not caught up yet?
I blame miners. (I got two pages to go.)

caw.


caw?


caw.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
What about Hentai?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
What's wrong with hentai?

If you had to ask a girl that, then ... I need to pass you a mail-order guide. Eastern European. Ask for .. Veronika. She needs a green card and you need a bride that won't understand your language. :p


Dark Solnes wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
I went to see Clash of the Titans a Twilight Trailer came up, and when the theater went quite I boo'd. Thats about as gutsy I am. *hides in the corner from the bright lights*
Young you are, Padawan. But let me show you a step that will take you toward the Dark Side of the Force.
Drow-Qaeda?

I like it.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Jyu1ch1 wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
What about Hentai?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
What's wrong with hentai?
If you had to ask a girl that, then ... I need to pass you a mail-order guide. Eastern European. Ask for .. Veronika.

Hmm. Caw? caw.

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