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...when gamers came to blows and fisticuffs over the last Mountain Dew; when arguments were over which band was better, or why the new rules from Dragon should definitely be allowed in our game because EGG wrote them himself...
What happened to us?!
What are these useless fights over Left Wing and Right Wing--don't you remember? The Sphinx's wings are vestigial! It doesn't matter which one you damage first.
Liberal vs Conservative? Are you talking about water supplies in the next town?
Gamers! Return to the Game! The Game; the Game! The Game calls (said in the voice of the Chamberlain from The Dark Crystal...)
Why would you get into a fight over the last Dew? Everyone knows it's the DM's. Dungeonmaster's Prerogative.
...when gamers came to blows and fisticuffs over the last Mountain Dew; when arguments were over which band was better, or why the new rules from Dragon should definitely be allowed in our game because EGG wrote them himself...
What happened to us?!
What are these useless fights over Left Wing and Right Wing--don't you remember? The Sphinx's wings are vestigial! It doesn't matter which one you damage first.
Liberal vs Conservative? Are you talking about water supplies in the next town?
Gamers! Return to the Game! The Game; the Game! The Game calls (said in the voice of th!e Chamberlain from The dark Crystal...)
Sweet... political discussion distraction tactic success! I got his Dew while he was waxing nostalgic. :)
...the Game! The Game; the Game! The Game...)
*waits to see how many people's heads explode*
What happened to us?!
I'M STILL HERE!!!
