Luther Burger. Make one.


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Silver Crusade

Named for its creator, Luther Vandross.

Keep in mind that this is not in anyway healthy for anything with biological components.

Grill a small hamburger patty.

Cut a Krispy Kreme donut in half, along the ring, not across.

Place the donut halves on the grill/skillet for a short period(generally 20 seconds, time will vary) then remove.

Place donut halves cut and cooked side down.

Place the burger w/ melted cheese(suggested: American or Provolone) onto the glazed side of one donut half.

Add desired condiments(use care: ketchup and dill pickles seem to work well; mustard, mayo, lettuse, onion, and tomato viability is doubtful)

Place the other donut half onto the patty glazed side down.

Let it cool slightly.

Eat what is best described as an edible orgasm.

Wait 20 mintues.

Feel crushing guilt over what you just put in your body.

Do not repeat these steps without consulting a cardiologist. Enjoy!


My arteries collapsed just thinking about it.

Silver Crusade

Urizen wrote:
My arteries collapsed just thinking about it.

I regret eating two today.

Especially after finding out they average 1000 calories each.


Mikaze wrote:


I regret eating two today.

Especially after finding out they average 1000 calories each.

Whoah. Hope you brought the fiber. :P

The Exchange

Death by burger is what it should be called.

Liberty's Edge

Sheesh! I thought a Wendy's Triple Baconator was bad news.

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Cuchulainn wrote:
Sheesh! I thought a Wendy's Triple Baconator was bad news.

Okay ... starting a web search for the nearest Wendy's ...

I mean ... WoW!


Cuchulainn wrote:
Sheesh! I thought a Wendy's Triple Baconator was bad news.

<sniff> I miss the Baconator. Was my favorite thing from Wendy's. Now I struggle eating a $0.99 Jr. LOL

Silver Crusade

Urizen wrote:
Mikaze wrote:


I regret eating two today.

Especially after finding out they average 1000 calories each.

Whoah. Hope you brought the fiber. :P

A cup of fruit and a V-8 Fusion Acai.

Which is akin to applying a band-aid to a bloody stump, really.


Mikaze wrote:


A cup of fruit and a V-8 Fusion Acai.

Which is akin to applying a band-aid to a bloody stump, really.

Those V-8 fusions .... lots of sugar in that, which is how they're getting people to drink it. What weirds me out ... when you have one sit out for awhile and then look at it later, new colors appear like something spoiled or soured or something. Weirded me out.

The Exchange

Heart Attack grill

It has these

Just something about the place

Not sure just what it is

I am getting hungry

just thinking about it.

The Exchange

just add spam

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