I... I think we do work here. Don't we? It's all a haze. I don't remember cashing a check but I do remember giving this place THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE!Well I'm still here. Then again, who else would have me?I can't quite remember exactly how long I've been here. Time doesn't work correctly around here. I think I've been around for a few years though.
All I do know is that, according to Sebastian, I should automatically be a Paizo employee....
Oh...my...GOD!! You...you're right! We're SHILLS!! Luring innocent new gamers into the sinister web of Paizonian goodness, their awesome games, their fantastic customer service, their...
AAAAHHHHH....I'm doing it again!
Don't feel bad, it's only natural to think that Pathfinder is an incredible game and that the Paizo staff have gone out of their way to create a comfortable place in the rather jagged world that is gaming community. A miraculous feat in and of itself! Why Paizo's standards for product quality have set the bar for the industry and everyone knows it. I... NO! IT'S HAPPENING TO ME TOO!
You are bragging about 100 posts? You didn't leave some zeros off did you? Heathy posts 100 times each hour. When Solnes went on a 100 post posting bing when she discovered this place.
Weren't Solnes first 100 posts just naughty innuendo? I hardly think that counts.
Tarren Dei, President of the I blame Solnes Society.
Naughty innuendo posts are the ONLY ones that count!
I am like the wind, I come and go at a whim.
That mean this is my 706th post.
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It's been a good year or so since I've seen it, maybe this is a good place for someone to post a link for "The first ever Paizo Messageboard Post" -- the is there anybody out there 1st post.
Maybe with all the new traffic that's joined the Boards recently we can track down that mysterious First Poster.
-W. E. Ray
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I remember when I cracked 100 -- a huge milestone because I don't play on computers (I don't surf; I've never posted on any other site; I don't have FaceBook or MySpace; I've never even played on You Tube!), anyway, I started a Thread asking who had the most posts. I didn't know that folks had already made that Thread a couple times. It was back when Heath, of course in first place, was at about 8K posts.
-W. E. Ray
Senior Software Developer
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This is probably the thread you're thinking of. There are a couple posts older than this one in the database, but one was created via time machine and the others were basically test posts.
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Poor Jack's Spleen, what did he do to deserve being on that list?*squeals as Sebastian updates his enemies list*
What did any of us? LOL
That being said, I will enjoy and relish it, like a badge of honor!!!
"Make Ready your d20's! For Tonight ... we Game ... At PAIZO!!!"
*roar of clashing pencils, letter openners and rumbling of die rolls*
"If you should find yourself wandering through grassy fields dodging strange creatures. ... rest easy! For you are in the FeyWild, and you are already DEAD!"
Since when did you need to do anything special to get on sebastians enemy list? I always thought this was a bonus of posting on these boards.
STefan
This is probably the thread you're thinking of. There are a couple posts older than this one in the database, but one was created via time machine and the others were basically test posts.
Wow. This was over a year before my first order here. So, I was quite late to the show. Seems like yesterday we were all up in arms about WotC canceling the mags, and paizo announcing pathfinder.
I remember waiting impatiently for the first shipment, and being quite upset when I found Crown of the Kobold King soaked and crumpled in my mailbox. But Customer Service being excellent as ever shipped me a replacement ASAP.Stefan