
DM Wellard |

American Senators ride roughshod over Scottish Law and Democracy
...and you wonder why the rest of the world complains about American Arrogance.

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Eye for an eye, spinal cord injury for a spinal cord injury...
Just when I think the world is mostly a civilised place to live, there's something like this.

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German Banker criticizes 'Jews'
Just when you thought Adolf's legacy was buried in his bunker...

CourtFool |

Lawsuit says Berks priest fathered teen's child
A church spokesman said Bonilla would be sent to a treatment facility and no criminal charges were pending.
What?!

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Suspect has long protested Discovery programming
Nut-job.
Uh huh! Just cause he says Poodles are secretly undermining the Human Race by dumbing down Discovery Channel Programs doesnt make him a nut Job...it makes him a big bloody nut job!

Jeremy Mac Donald |

North Carolina man accused of shooting wife with toilet paper.
This can actually hurt quite a bit. I was once at a wedding and, as everyone knows, the bride is supposed to take off her garter and toss it to the young males at some point. Well she was not to keen on having a room full of young males staring at her while she took off a garter so instead they packed one into an air gun. I took it between the eyes and had to be carried off the dance floor to recover.

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The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:North Carolina man accused of shooting wife with toilet paper.This can actually hurt quite a bit. I was once at a wedding and, as everyone knows, the bride is supposed to take off her garter and toss it to the young males at some point. Well she was not to keen on having a room full of young males staring at her while she took off a garter so instead they packed one into an air gun. I took it between the eyes and had to be carried off the dance floor to recover.
Yeah, I got the wind knocked out of me with a t-shirt once at a baseball game. Still, though, you have to admit that the headline is funny.

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Jeremy Mac Donald wrote:Yeah, I got the wind knocked out of me with a t-shirt once at a baseball game. Still, though, you have to admit that the headline is funny.The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:North Carolina man accused of shooting wife with toilet paper.This can actually hurt quite a bit. I was once at a wedding and, as everyone knows, the bride is supposed to take off her garter and toss it to the young males at some point. Well she was not to keen on having a room full of young males staring at her while she took off a garter so instead they packed one into an air gun. I took it between the eyes and had to be carried off the dance floor to recover.
Isn't that how Maude Flanders died on the Simpsons?