
Shadowborn |

Must be a slow news day. Headlines from the Comcast homepage's "top stories" include:
"Woman Stabs Couple to Steal Baby" (Ok, granted, this one draws some interest.)
"La Toya Jackson: 'Michael was Murdered.'" (Hard facts from the second most screwed up of the Jacksons, I guess.)
"Hurricane Darby Forms" (Hey, Terrence Trent is the first hurricane of the season. Hurrah.)
And finally:
"Pres. Obama Hits Burger Joint" (Wow, with all the hubbub yesterday about the firing of General McChrystal, this seems too jarring to add on top of the controversy...)

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Man found with crossbow close to G20
Watch out! Our assailant has the latest in medieval weaponry. The real question here, though: is it of masterwork quality? CSI needs to prepare detect magic.

Orthos |

yellowdingo wrote:Here are ten ex-cops who need to be detained as terroristsWow!
Whiskey
TangoFoxtrot

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England and Ireland: genetically closer than they'll admit
Its more a case of...us Irishmen had our wicked way with your english mommy. THat why they get german royal family because next king of england was to be irish.

jocundthejolly |

If you like this decision, you should read Justice Stevens' dissent carefully. Your mind will expand.
"So long as the requirements of fundamental fairness are always and everywhere respected, it is not clear that greater liberty results from the jot-for-jot application of a provision of the Bill of Rights to the States. Indeed, it is far from clear that proponents of an individual right to keep and bear arms ought to celebrate today's decision."

Freehold DM |

Three Va. residents accused of being secret agents
We just had a rash of this in NY. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this discovery.

Kirth Gersen |

The Downside to the Recovery of the Ozone Hole
Warning: just looking at the comments made my IQ drop about 50 points.

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Aberzombie wrote:The Downside to the Recovery of the Ozone HoleWarning: just looking at the comments made my IQ drop about 50 points.
I know what you mean, man.
Key ingredient for a cooler planet: Titanium dioxide

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Aberzombie wrote:The Downside to the Recovery of the Ozone HoleWarning: just looking at the comments made my IQ drop about 50 points.
Hell, I didn't even read the article, just posted it because the title looked interesting.