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eeeer...hummmm.....ah!... no.... mmmm.....
They make superb squeaky toys!
Yapyap!
Kawbulds make great bootscrapers. I got one fer Christmas and put it on the front porch by the door.
cheap labor...of course you have to deal with all that yapping.
Not if you marinade them first.That explains K.F.C., but are they, gamey?They taste like chicken.
ooh some honey mustard would be delightful.
They're great for target practice.
They're great for target practice.I thought that was goblins.
No, the goblins catch arrows. We groan and shake our heads dramatically as we watch them all die.
Then adventurers come in, and the morons think the goblins are children we killed and massacre us all.Sigh...
Man, I must be the poster with the most threads dedicated to mocking me than any other Paizonian.
Man, I must be the poster with the most threads dedicated to mocking me than any other Paizonian.
We luv u that much!
*licks Kobold Cleaver*
Evengtually Gary may add a "Picking on KC" flag
no because then he would be getting rid of 90% of the off topic posts.
Hey, why must you guys always insult me?! It would be 95% at the LEAST!!!
......when you're as universally hated as I am, you tend to pay more attention to the little things.
I thought of another. They make great doorstops.
They also look great when stuffed on the wall. Look at KC's avatar and imagine that big head hanging up in your den. Priceless!
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That explains K.F.C., but are they, gamey?They taste like chicken.
Hmmm . . .
If they taste like chicken because they are reptilian, that must mean they are related to the dinosaur branch that became chickens (and other birds).
That means . . .
All pictures of kobolds are wrong!
They should have feathers.
That means . . .
You could stuff them in a pillow and mattress and get a really good night's rest out in the wilderness.
Mmm . . . kobold down pillows . . .
I thought of another. They make great doorstops.
Not just doorstops, but also paperweights, anchors, and in a pinch, catapult ammunition.
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They're great for target practice.I thought that was goblins.
No, the goblins catch arrows. We groan and shake our heads dramatically as we watch them all die.
Then adventurers come in, and the morons think the goblins are children we killed and massacre us all.
Sigh...
Man, I must be the poster with the most threads dedicated to mocking me than any other Paizonian.
Okay, a nice thing to say about Kobolds.
Well, . . . according to "Pathfinder Chronicles: Classic Monsters Revisited" that Kobolds have an amazing work ethic. While it is true that they apply that to an anti-social purpose, but Kobolds do appreciate the value of hard work.
I thought of another. They make great doorstops.Not just doorstops, but also paperweights, anchors, and in a pinch, catapult ammunition.
CR
Damn my cousin Joe...they told him that they'd 'double his salary' (he was unemployed)and he fell for it! Gives the rest of us a bad name!
I still love you, Kobold Cleaver. And I do mean in that creapy, man on man or in this case, poodle on kobold way.
I still love you, Kobold Cleaver. And I do mean in that creapy, man on man or in this case, poodle on kobold way.
HELP!!! MAD DOG!!!!!
Mwahahaha! leg humping is back! Go master!
*goes in search of a decent leg to... you know*
Mwahahaha! leg humping is back! Go master!
*goes in search of a decent leg to... you know*
*Looks at Llamafrog* Don't even think about it!
Long ago, when I Dmed Dragon Mountain, my players discovered that kobolds are great for finding traps. You pull a dead kobold out of the ol' bag of holding and throw it down a corridor. If it's shot or it explodes, you've found the trap. They never left a room without a few of 'em ready at hand.
Also stay crispy in milk.