I've decided that the Paizonians are so strange, they deserve stats of their own. Actually, I decided that ages ago. I just thought that I should get at least one done before I start a thread.
People can make requests for the next thing to stat, although I may go with my own anyways. Sorry about that.
People can also make their own stats (preferably for their own selves, so as to not make errors. However, given that I'm doing stats on whoever I like, anything's fine), if they want to.
And so, anyways, here's my first stat: The warwoof!
Size/Type: Large Monstrous Humanoid
Hit Dice: 6d8+3 (30 hit points)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 40 ft. (8 squares)
Armor Class: 14(-1 size, +1 Dex, +4 Nat. Armor), Touch 10, Flat-Footed 13
Base Attack/Grapple: +6/+14
Attack: Claw +10 melee (1d8+4) or bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Full Attack: 2 claws +10 melee (1d8+4) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Horrid Appearance, Rage, Ferocity
Special Qualities: Darkvision, Smelliness
Saves: Will +1, Ref +6, Fort +6
Abilities: Str 18, Dex 12, Con 16, Int 5, Wis 3, Cha 2
Skills: Intimidate +9
Feats: Improved Natural Attack (Claw), Toughness, Weapon Focus (Claw)
Environment: untitled
Organization: Solitary, Annoyance (4-10)
Challenge Rating: __ (need help here)
Alignment: Usually Chaotic Evil
Advancement: 7-11 HD(Medium)
Level Adjustment: __ (Need help here as well)
This horrid creature resembles a wolf standing on two legs. However, a wolf doesn't begin to describe how ugly it is. It has uneven yellow teeth, which it often uses to gnaw on its own mange. Its eyes are awful, and insects which mortals cannot even begin to imagine crawl inside its ears, eyelids, and rear. It seems to be muttering in a Texan accent.
Warwoofs are terrible creatures, who plague the nightmares of even the bravest of warriors. They are often mistaken for werewolves, and as this is a massive compliment to warwoofs, only the werewolves attempt to end the rumor.
They have a deep racial hatred for silver albino one-headed thessalguanic geckos, which probably explains why there are so few of the species nowadays. Either that, or the fact that SAOHTGs (as they are called)are notoriously annoying and sarcastic.
The only species which warwoofs can get along well with is the Tarrasque, which finds warwoofs amusing. Oddly, the Tarrasque is also on amicable terms with SAOHTGs.
Combat:
Warwoofs generally wander around aimlessly, saying phrases which have a tendency to annoy or bewilder others. However, if they are sufficiently irritated, or if they see a SAOHTG, they will fly into a rage. When this happens, they fight almost mindlessly, charging and clawing and comparing their enemies to long-haired pacifists from the 1960s.
Horrid Appearance (Ex)
Anybody directly or indirectly or even slightly directly at a warwoof must make a Fortitude save or be sickened.
It also gives warwoofs an innate +4 on Intimidate checks.
Ferocity (Ex)
A warwoof is such a tenacious combatant that it continues to fight without penalty even while disabled or dying.
Rage (Ex)
A warwoof that believes that he is about to be in combat flies into a berserk rage on its next turn, clawing and biting madly and comparing its enemies to long-haired pacifists from the 1960s until either it or its opponent is dead. It gains +4 Strength, +4 Constitution, and -2 AC. The warwoof cannot end its rage voluntarily.
~smirks~ Well I'll be... The Kobold actually nailed the Were-Poodle!
Hey! I want your take on my stats as a Butterfrog Kobold! That would be interesting!
Hey! I want your take on my stats as a Butterfrog Kobold! That would be interesting!
Okay, I'll try. By the way, check your main profile, you've reached 1,000 posts exactly.
Gratz on 1000 post, Hugo!
Yay! I have li 1,7xx posts with the aliases but with Hugo Solis I just reached!
Tacos and Margaritas for everybodee!
Hey, Hugo, sorry I haven't posted here. Only recently realized what a Butterfrog is.
Does it have any particular abilities, other than flying? Should it be playable? I'm thinking, yes, but it's your choice.