Another Who Could Wup Somebody Thread, Only it ain't Conan.

[Heathansson]

Well, there was this Rob Liefield Jesus vs. Zeus thing the Shiney McShinester was good enough to point out to us; I know it was just one more bad bit of flumphburger brought about by his Sicilian Vendetta he's got going against Liefield for whatever reason, but I'm a lemonade outta lemons kinda guy.
So, this thread'll be for anybody who isn't Conan, who could whup some other guy who isn't Conan either. Then we can all argue about it.
Okay, I'll start:

Who would whup who: new guy playing the young Kirk, or the old Bill Shatner Kirk when he was in his prime?

[Heathansson]

Oh, and I'm sayin.....I'm pretty sure Billschattenkirk would prolly wup up on this new Prettyteensoapactorofakirk, but I ain't seen the new guy in action.

[The Jade]

"Bond, Jimmy Bond."

David Niven as the first Bond? Not hardly. William Shatner.

During TV in the 50's... there were some live theatre programs. An American telling of Ian Fleming's novel starred Shatner. In one scene he was supposed to open a fake book and find a revolver there with which to shoot the bad guy. He opened the book, and the propmaster forgot to put the gun in the book. On live TV.

Shatner threw the book at the bad guy and charged him.

Great save. Then again... he threw a book at the head of another actor.

He'd murderlize the new guy. He's big and vain. A winning combination.

[Philosopher Rogue]

The only thing I've seen the new guy in was "Smokin' Aces", he's the main one of the Tremor Brothers.

So I know he can play a scrapper. But why would Kirk fight himself from the same universe? One of them has to have a goatee for this to happen.

[Snorter]

One way to settle who's the real deal;

Get the new guy to scream

"KKHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"

[The Jade]

Shatner made me laugh here.

"You throw the switch on the right, you know the one on the right?"

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

THERE'S A GREMLIN ON THE WING!

[Heathansson]

The Jade wrote:

Shatner made me laugh here.

"You throw the switch on the right, you know the one on the right?"

ROFLMAO!!!

He's trying to let you down easy, duod. C'mon. See through your own cloud of pinto bean-produced methane.

[Ubermench]

Mike Tyson can whup Steven Hawkings but Steven Hawkings can out think, out speak and out drive Mike Tyson.

[TigerDave]

Ubermench wrote:

Mike Tyson can whup Steven Hawkings but Steven Hawkings can out think, out speak and out drive Mike Tyson.

"Steven! Take me for another ride around the quad on your chair thing! Pleeeeeeease!!!"

As for a Tail of Two Kirks, I vote for William "I was out saving the universe when your granddad was still in diapers" Shatner.

[Louis Agresta]

Shatner. No question. If you'd ever seen him in the fully Esperanto black and white film, Incubus, you'd know. You'd...just...know.