No Longer a Virgin!

[Molech]

I just knew my 1000th post on Paizo! This is 1003

Was it good for you?

-W. E. Ray

[Aberzombie]

Congratulations! I think most of us remember our first time fondly (except Heathy - his first time was at the birth of the internet, I think).

[Callous Jack]

...so close...

[Gavgoyle]

Mazel Tov!

[Sharoth]

Gratz!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Aberzombie wrote:

Congratulations! I think most of us remember our first time fondly (except Heathy - his first time was at the birth of the internet, I think).

He had a first time?

[AinvarG]

Molech wrote:

I just knew my 1000th post on Paizo! This is 1003

Was it good for you?

-W. E. Ray

Wow, 1000... And I just figured how to finally post after months of lurking...

Congrats to you!

[CourtFool]

Dear lord it is getting as bad as the Hero forums.

[Heathansson]

Aberzombie wrote:

Congratulations! I think most of us remember our first time fondly (except Heathy - his first time was at the birth of the internet, I think).

I've only been here 3 months!

[Sebastian]

CourtFool wrote:

Dear lord it is getting as bad as the Hero forums.

I doubt it. People here actually enjoy playing rpgs, not just doing math.

ZING!

[Sebastian]

Heathansson wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Congratulations! I think most of us remember our first time fondly (except Heathy - his first time was at the birth of the internet, I think).

I've only been here 3 months!

Who the hell are you?

[Heathansson]

The thousandfairy. I bring gifts when people hit 1,000 posts.

[Callous Jack]

Heathansson wrote:

The thousandfairy. I bring gifts when people hit 1,000 posts.

I was thinking more a leprechaun or possibly a brownie.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Hee Hee HEheheheheheeeeeeeee!

I'm ba..aaaack.

[Callous Jack]

You don't look Irish, ya know.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Scotch Irish.

Spanky of the Clan MacSpanky.

[Callous Jack]

What, no Welsh?

[Heathansson]

Oh,...are you Jones the Warforged?

[Callous Jack]

Eh?

[Heathansson]

old joke...

[Callous Jack]

Damn noobery...

[Heathansson]

okay.
There's this German Agent in WW II, in a village in Wales, looking for a contact named Jones. He asks people on the street, and they tell him to narrow it down some, since everybody in Wales is named Jones.
So he describes the guy, and they say,
"Oh, that'd be Jones the Spy you're looking for. He lives two blocks down that way, take a left, second house on the right."

[Callous Jack]

Hahahahhh...I don't get it....

[Heathansson]

There wasn't much to get...

[Callous Jack]

Where's that McMahondaemon when you need him?

[Heathansson]

Too easy.

[Callous Jack]

Not for that joke...