In honor of Mr. Shiny and all the laughter that he brings, we are starting a "where in the world is Mr. Shiny?" thread. ~grins~ I figure that he would enjoy this and who know, perhaps he will post in it sometime in the future. Also, give us your best Conspiracy Theroy as to what is going on with Mr. Shiny!
P.S. - I just think that he is going through some personal issues and needs some time away from everything. I know that I have had those moments myself.
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Ya see, ol’ Shiny left Ticonderoga early one summer and hitched a ride out west. He ended up hooking up with Rollins and working for him as a road tech on a little tour up the west coast and then across to Chicago then down along the Mississippi. Somewhere along I-55 he and Hank get into a heated argument over who is cooler. One thing leads to another and the debate flies into fisticuffs. Rollins goes down crying like a baby and Shiny is shocked. I mean, not only does he have to now admit that he is cooler, but he just saw an idol taken down by a pulled punch.
Shiny grabbed his sketchbook and guitar and wandered down the road in some sort of American walk-a-bout, biding his time and doing some soul searching until he pops back up, adores the public and then wanders off again in true legend style.
The deep children have subsonically called for aid, and Shiny must shed his mortal coil and descend into the Earth via lava tube navigating floating saucer discs. Residual evidence of Shiny’s fleeting human existence will consist of combat boats and an empty skin-shell.
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If he wants to be at my wedding on August 30th, he needs to get travelling now.
He can't use planes or ships, because they're the personification of The Man, so he'll just have to start walking along the sea bed.
You can hold your breath for CON x 4 rounds, right?
No problem for a guy like Shiny! Piece of cake!
Mr. Eldritch was kidnapped by 4th edition Tiefling women. He is now being subjected to strange and bizarre ritual experiments, to find the true source of his Shinyness, that they might coat the new books with his essence.
Aliens are invading in the form of 4.0, and only the EMS can save us.
The kid from St. Elsewhere shook up his house but good.
The kid from St. Elsewhere shook up his house but good.
Extremely sweet reference.
He's in my pocket.
He's just plane hoppin' for a while.
After losing a super secret lottery, he was forced into the role of Human Emissary to the Morlocks. After being lowered leagues below the Earth's crust in a huge basket on a long-assed rope, the human known as The Eldritch Mr. Shiny will find himself immersed into a secret world of blind albino mutants. It will be his task to keep them entertained by jangling keys, doing the Truffle Shuffle and various other diplomatic diversionary tactics to keep the disgruntled freaks in the womb of the Earth where they belong.
He joined a cult.
RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8
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He was shrunk by the shrinking ray of the Eldritch Mr. Shrinky and is being forced to spend all his days as a treasure-carrying henchman in the Eldritch Mr. Shrinky's table-top Pathfinder role-playing game.
The good news is they're using very high quality GameMastery maps.
After losing a super secret lottery, he was forced into the role of Human Emissary to the Morlocks. After being lowered leagues below the Earth's crust in a huge basket on a long-assed rope, the human known as The Eldritch Mr. Shiny will find himself immersed into a secret world of blind albino mutants. It will be his task to keep them entertained by jangling keys, doing the Truffle Shuffle and various other diplomatic diversionary tactics to keep the disgruntled freaks in the womb of the Earth where they belong.
Don't be a fool! Not only is The EMS far too powerful to be forced into bondage, but he is no mortal! He a nearly an incredibly powerful paizonian GOD!!!
Ayup.
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He's on a secret mission for the Despotic Kitten Masters.
I've already said too much... their coming for me!!
No not the look!
{{MEOW}}
Hairless cats. Ugh.
He is busy constructing a chrysallis of his own saliva, where he will pupate for many months. After which, he will emerge as the brilliantly-regaled adult form. With cool wings!
He's sheep herding in Estonia.
He joined a cult.
Did you mean to "He's running a cult" instead?
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Could it be Lavinia Vanderboren?
Not with that pistol at her belt.
Ha! That is but an ergonomically-shaped wand!
With a curved and rounded handle, especially made to fit the contours of the female body..err...hand.
Have you not seen the wand-rifle carried by Her Majestrix's Expeditionary Force?
