Sign on Roadside: I have Crabs


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So a fellow on the side of the road is selling seafood...A sign reads: I HAVE CRABS.

I think it harsh that his wife should make him put up a sign like that to keep away other women...

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

There's a whole chain of seafood joints in the states with a very similar advertising ploy.

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