SLOW DOWN, PAIZO!!!!

[Fake Healer]

I need a pause button on Paizo.
I recently recieved Pathfinder 6, Pathfinder 7, COTCT Players guide, Crucible of Chaos, GM GEMS, and now Pathfinder RPG.
I can't read it all fast enough!!!!! Help! I am drowning in high-quality fantasy writings and I can't get up! For the love of all that's holy, Paizo, give all employees a 2 week vacation!!! Maybe I can catch up!
Jesus, what's that in mail?!? MORE!!! ARRRGGGGHHHH!

;)

[Trey]

Put your back into it, superscriber! There's a whole universe of imagination waiting to be released from its print bonds to bring spirit back into our world. Now drop and read two chapters!

[Lori B]

I am still waiting for the Paizo speed reading course...

[Heathansson]

I still haven't read the first AP (in a pbp).

I looked at the pitcures thoguh.

[Lilith]

That's a good predicament to be in, right Fakey?

[Fake Healer]

Lilith wrote:

That's a good predicament to be in, right Fakey?

Hellz Yeah!

Of course, I guess I need to get Pathfinder 'on tape' versions narrated by Logue. Then I can just listen in the minivan while droppin' the kids at school.

[GregH]

How does everyone afford all of this?!?!!?

I've got my shopping cart at $100 right now, and I still don't know when I'll be able to pull the trigger on it... And that includes PF 4, 5 & 6.

Greg

P.S. Got a very good paying job, same with the wife, but I've got a mortgage, kids, dog, gotta clothe and feed them all (well, don't clothe the dog, but he eats nonetheless), gas prices through the roof, Canadian taxes....

[Kobold Catgirl]

Heathansson wrote:

I still haven't read the first AP (in a pbp).

I looked at the pitcures thoguh.

(Heathy can't read)

[Hardcorhobbs]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

(Heathy can't read)

Hehe, that made me laugh!

[Kassil]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I still haven't read the first AP (in a pbp).

I looked at the pitcures thoguh.

(Heathy can't read)

It's that edumacashun thing. Werewoofs don't get one on account of slobbering on the teacher's apple and eating the class's pet rabbit as a light snack.

[Fake Healer]

GregH wrote:

How does everyone afford all of this?!?!!?

I've got my shopping cart at $100 right now, and I still don't know when I'll be able to pull the trigger on it... And that includes PF 4, 5 & 6.

Greg

P.S. Got a very good paying job, same with the wife, but I've got a mortgage, kids, dog, gotta clothe and feed them all (well, don't clothe the dog, but he eats nonetheless), gas prices through the roof, Canadian taxes....

Subscribe.

With shipping the PF paths are running around $20 US. The extended subscription is something like that again. It's easier that way than to try to justify it all at once.