I too would like a copy of that image. Come on Paizo. Give it up!
Goblins have taken over Paizo.
What was the decision? Was it about the Pathfinder RPG?
Goblins have taken over Paizo.What was the decision? Was it about the Pathfinder RPG?
Yeah, apparently Pathfinder RPG isn't going to have any kobolds in it. We all got invited to this secret meeting, and told how they were planning on rounding them all up and...
Oh.
Um, yeah. It was about skills or something. Not kobolds at all.
Goblins have taken over Paizo.What was the decision? Was it about the Pathfinder RPG?Yeah, apparently Pathfinder RPG isn't going to have any kobolds in it. We all got invited to this secret meeting, and told how they were planning on rounding them all up and...
Oh.
Um, yeah. It was about skills or something. Not kobolds at all.
WHAT???? THAT'S IT!!!! And the insane kobold turns around and begins hacking at Paizonians.
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A Ghost Goblin SteamDruid-Bard casts specially researched magic spell Chaos Field over the battlefield (now everyone who casts a spell will have to roll a die to determine who (including themselves) in the area of effect their spell effects). Now he begins the Second Canto.
THE GOBLINS CANTO 2
Chum! Chum! Chum!
The Wheat field is burning!
Chum! Chum! Chum!
The Forest is Charcoal Black!
Chum! Chum! Chum!
The Elves are on the warpath!
Chum! Chum! Chum!
The Firehound isn't coming back!
Chum! Chum! Chum!
The Kobold's in an angry Rage!
Chum! Chum! Chum!
His rear is an unsightly singed!
Chum! Chum! Chum!
The Farmers are all huffy!
Chum! Chum! Chum!
Their thatch is all ablaze!
Chum! Chum! Chum!
But the Golems are a moving!
Chum! Chum! Chum!
Are these the Goblin's last days?
Chum! Chum! Chum!
The kobold suddenly bursts into song!
"Kobolds thwack and kobolds kill!
Would we do that? Yes, we will!
You is stupid, kobolds is good,
We is kobolds! You is ...SMRFS!!!"
Then the kobold continues running, after killing the ghost goblin Steamdruid and thus ending the Chaos Field.
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The kobold suddenly bursts into song!
"Kobolds thwack and kobolds kill!
Would we do that? Yes, we will!
You is stupid, kobolds is good,
We is kobolds! You is ...SMRFS!!!"
Then the kobold continues running, after killing the ghost goblin Steamdruid and thus ending the Chaos Field.
Ghost Goblin SteamDruid Bard cries out in Defiance!
"Yamissedmeyafreznip!" Looks down at semi-incorporial slice through plasmoidal aura.
"Oops! Guessyadidn't!".......A Popping Sound and the Ghost Goblin Steamdruid-Bard vanishes leaving behind a chewtoy.
The kobold suddenly bursts into song!
"Kobolds thwack and kobolds kill!
Would we do that? Yes, we will!
You is stupid, kobolds is good,
We is kobolds! You is ...SMRFS!!!"
Then the kobold continues running, after killing the ghost goblin Steamdruid and thus ending the Chaos Field.Ghost Goblin SteamDruid Bard cries out in Defiance!
"Yamissedmeyafreznip!" Looks down at semi-incorporial slice through plasmoidal aura.
"Oops! Guessyadidn't!".......A Popping Sound and the Ghost Goblin Steamdruid-Bard vanishes leaving behind a chewtoy.
Yay.
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Yay.The kobold suddenly bursts into song!
"Kobolds thwack and kobolds kill!
Would we do that? Yes, we will!
You is stupid, kobolds is good,
We is kobolds! You is ...SMRFS!!!"
Then the kobold continues running, after killing the ghost goblin Steamdruid and thus ending the Chaos Field.Ghost Goblin SteamDruid Bard cries out in Defiance!
"Yamissedmeyafreznip!" Looks down at semi-incorporial slice through plasmoidal aura.
"Oops! Guessyadidn't!".......A Popping Sound and the Ghost Goblin Steamdruid-Bard vanishes leaving behind a chewtoy.
Thuringian Firehound bounds through from nowhere snatching up the magical chewtoy, giving its squeeky a squeeze, and scarpering off into the distance...
The clouds begin to gather and a Giant WolfSpirit can be seen in the Sky...
"Howl!" A wave of fear rolls across the Universe.
The kobold picks up a goblin bow. Twang. Critical. Double Critical. Triple Critical. Quadruple Critical. Max damage. Dead Wolfspirit.
Very Big Wolf Spirit drops dead crushing a dozen farms, Poops self and drowns nearby village in spiritual fertilizer...
Little Kobold walks up to KC.
"Youaresointrouble! I'm Telling!"
The kobold laughs, and casts Fireball.
Very Big Wolf Spirit drops dead crushing a dozen farms, Poops self and drowns nearby village in spiritual fertilizer...
On the plus side, the corn fields are doing better than ever.
runs through the thread, lighting random shit on fire