From My Crazy Roomate
So, this writer (blogger?) is M. P is the roomate. Hilarity ensues. M swears it's real.
P: Hey...hey.
Me: Yes?
P: Talk to me.
Me: HA! You're a girl. About what?
P: Did I ever tell you about my movie?
Me: Nope.
P: I'm going to make a movie. It's about a spaceman, in space.
Me: Ok.
P: He falls out of the spaceship and he floats between planets.
Me: A dude just floats by himself in space?
P: Yeah, he has food and water and air. Cool, huh?
Me: Yeah, but you might want to add some action to it.
P: Well, maybe he gets picked up by humans.
Me: Why humans? Aliens!
P: Aliens are everywhere.
Me: I know. Dude, there's one outside right now!
P: C'mon...you can only see aliens with infrared.
Me: Infrared?
( Looks at me like I am the most un-informed human on the planet )
P: Uh, yeah, because they're usually cloaked.
Me: Cloaked!?
P: Yeah, but even if they're not, they move too fast, you wouldn't be able to see them anyways.
Me: Like Superman!
P: No, Superman is fantasy, c'mon.
Me: Right, we're talking about the REAL beings from another planet that move faster than a speeding bullet.
P: Right.
Me: Do they do anything cool like solve crimes or something?
P: You know what, you never take this seriously.
Me: Sorry.
P: Yeah, just wait until they come, then you WILL be sorry, cause I'll be prepared and you won't.
Huh? I was expecting something... you know... funny. I realize humor is a subjective thing, so I guess to each their own. Maybe their's some kind of inside joke I'm missing?
I had the same reaction as you, Steve.
???
Yeah. I'm very confused and unamused.
(Woah...it seems I rhyme all the time.)
I think it's funny. In fact, I think it's hilarious.
Then again, I kinda like laughing at those who willingly choose idiocy.
Good stuff, Yeux.
I see why it's funny. Was a straight face managed during the conversation? I think I'd of busted up in the poor guys face.
Yeah, just wait until they come, then you WILL think it's funny, cause that guy'll be prepared and you won't.
Or something.
Funny, yet borderline scary if it is real straight-faced conversation...
Duh! everyone knows that aliens can fly faster than light because that way they can like, go back in time and build the pyramids, cause you know, like that could never happen, so I saw my friend Teresa, but you know she's not really my friend now, but anyway, she saw the aliens yeah? Or something. Are you gonna finish that?