devices, which when inserted, implant bioreproductive materiel
that play a vital part in the
spread of alien infiltrators in the Land
of Smurfy Smurfness. However, the wizard Gargamel had
also been implanted with an alien device
in his colon which caused him to
occasionally cast Cloudkill without realising it, causing
Azrael to cough and scream and die.
"Good riddance, silly cat", snickered Papa Smurf,
as he lit a magic match to
ingnite the despised feline's pyre, before realizing
Jokey smurf rigged the corpse with explosives.
The ensuing conflagration ignited the greenish clouds
issuing forth from Gargamel's withered innards, singing
loudly as he tried to outrun the
fireball, consuming everything in it's conflagrated path.
The smurfs couldn't stop the fire from
turning their dwellings into tasty sauteed mushrooms
which, despising wastefulness, they ate with gusto.
"I'll miss my polearm collection, though", said
Impaley Smurf, who had the world's longest
exotic melee weapon: the barbed multi-bladed dire
green Manalishi with a two pronged crown
, which doubled as an electric guitar when
plugged into his head. The Green Manalishi
was the subject of great legends among
the Priests of Judas, who wore leather
bent for hell, as well as studded
briefs, and whose electric eyes were always
keeping the country clean. This wondrous weapon
could sever the head of a giant
mole cricket from the outer troposphere with
with a single effortless swipe - indeed, it
did so while screaming, screaming for vengeance
, just as its creators, the metal gods
summoned forth their defenders of the faith,
and exhorted them to tear down the
edifices and machinations of the heathens. Undaunted,
Impaley Smurf fashioned a halberd with a
flail balancing the axe-blade, figuring that the
chain was short enough that it wouldn't
belt him upside the head that often
and his enemy would die before he
did. It had worked so far, primarily
because of his thick skull, but eventually
his foe collapsed before he experienced too
many cuts and bruises to be a
black and blue smurf. He stood victorious
and short over his mangled foe when
Asrael, the dire werecat attacked him from
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