The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

a sense, we all were deluded into

[Heathansson]

eating green eggs and ham, Sam-I-am, you

[Tegan]

said to Thing One and Thing Two.

[Heathansson]

The Rat in the Hat, when he

[Vattnisse]

was conjured by a derro demonologist, abruptly

[The Jade]

Vattnisse wrote:

was conjured by a derro demonologist, abruptly

cleaned the thorax of the Lorax then

[Heathansson]

proceded to shave him from head to

[Vattnisse]

furry feet. "Look at this - it is

[Heathansson]

a bald Lorax, and a duckdog with

[Vy-Dann]

a platypus bill and frog like feet

[Tegan]

he's a shoe-in for the long jump.

[drunken_nomad]

The 500 pimp hats of Bartholomew Cubbins

[Aberzombie]

began running around on leathery club feet

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

like miniature deformed trolls wearing bowler hats

[The Jade]

en route to the Ho-fest in Crete.

[Vattnisse]

Once there, they intended to hook up

[The Jade]

with the sleaziest greeziest wheeziest stank skanks

[Aberzombie]

on this side of the global equator

[Heathansson]

because disease smorgasbords were what they were

[The Jade]

, walking Petri dishes of ill repute destined

[Heathansson]

to no greater station than to serve

[Tegan]

large doses of penicillin with their services.

[Vattnisse]

However, the pimp hats were eager to

[Aberzombie]

gather the money they felt was theirs

[Vattnisse]

to win - after all, who else could

[Aberzombie]

play the game with such style and

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

flair? Senor Carl Caliente thinks that it's

[Vattnisse]

an indication of the pimp hats' ability

[drunken_nomad]

to hustle constantly, not knowing their numbers.

[Tegan]

500 shall be the number of hats

[drunken_nomad]

501 is right out, 500 shall counteth,

[Aberzombie]

but never counteth to 499. Nor should

[Celestial Healer]

thou counteth to 505. "That's hot," slurred

[Aberzombie]

the drunken succubus in the cheerleader outfit

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

as her thaumaturgist consort looked longingly at

[Aberzombie]

the suggestive outfits her sister succubi wore

[Vattnisse]

- she was dressed as a stern librarian

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

that also happened to have demonic horns

[Vattnisse]

and a razor-edged steel ruler, complimenting her

[Tegan]

freshly manicured claws and 4" spiked heels.

[Aberzombie]

"The penalty for late book returns is

[drunken_nomad]

spanking. Then the oral-.." Music obscured her

[Vattnisse]

last utterances. "Ooooh", exclaimed the thaumaturge, "I've

[Aberzombie]

always wanted oral--" Crash! Smash! "--from a

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

demonic servitor of Malcanthet! Just let me

[Vattnisse]

check..... YES!, I have an overdue book!

[Heathansson]

"naught boy," she said, shapeshifting to greenhag

[drunken_nomad]

with a HUGE tumescent belly, swollen with

[Heathansson]

a litter of the damned, emerging from

[Vattnisse]

her bellybutton with a chilling demonic chortle