And they DON'T CARE!!! Wa ha ha!
However, being a gnome was too much
,always being left out in the garden
and puppy piddles stained him, so he
wrapped himself in a tinfoil leisure suit
and found the sunniest place to commit
check fraud, Key West, Florida! The tinfoil
turned him into a tan, svelte little
gingerbread man, complete with gumdrop buttons and
a red pointy hat that resembled a
traffic cone. This hat protected him from
mindflayer tentacle attacks, as well as various
oozes that fall from the sky when
gelatinous cubes explode all over the place!
"Keezaa! I have to be careful when
I sit down with all this blackpudding
and what's this little speck of mold?
Oh, never mind, it's just Vy-Dann again.
It will go away when I apply
liberal amounts of extra chunky
cottage cheese to the stain". However, it
takes more than that to rid Vy-Dann
of that nasty itch he picked up
while visiting ravenloft, it must be Strahd's
goblyns' scabies; they spent a lot of
gold and silver, partying in the mists.
That hot wererat girl with the buckteeth,
smelled like the styes. But what fun!
They found out later, that the kegarator
had a design flaw that caused it
to look like a bottomless keg of
nested kegs, ever smaller ones inside, revealing
a figurine of wonderous power shaped like
Aberzombie, complete with missing sensory organs. The
figurine burst into unholy life and proceeded
to gnaw his way through the vast
sea of tapioca pudding and sun-dried tomatoes
to join with the Bride of Aberzombie
for their honeymoon in Necropolis. In the
in the eternal cycle of life, death,
death is not always final, temporary... maybe
, and undeath, there is always room for
non-sequential posts and a long eternity of
something not quite so dead exactly, yet
at the same time not entirely in
in my own interests at this time.
The kings knights and paladins marched forth
towards Alexandria to sack the library there,
and also pick up a few copies
of Who moved my cheese?, as they
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