GODZILLA vs. BARNEY
Barney: "Hi, my name is Barney the Purple Dinasour!
So, you are Godzilla, King of the monsters.
Why do they call you that? I love you!
Do you love me? What buy my products?"
Godzilla: Back glows brightly with electricy arcing all over.
"GRONK! (the bell like roar)" INHALES DEEPLY.
Exhales out a massive stream of highly
RADIOACTIVE FIRE BREATH WEAPON!
INSTANT BBQ-ED Barney. :)
Championship Desparate Housewife Mud or baby oil wrestling
the utlimate sweeps week episode.
Mouthy, bratty kids vs. Darth Vader
Spanked by the force anyone?
GODZILLA vs. THE ENERGIZER BUNNY
Maybe we finally off that wabbit!
The PUNISHER vs. Superman
Krypton bullets and claymore mines anyone?
Hillary Clinton vs. Al Queda
Just make sure Bill PO-ed badly 1st! <JK>
A .357 magnum armed mugger vs. OJ Simpson w/ a golf club
{Actually this has already happened for real.}
{Once the mugger realized it wa Oj, he ran for his life}
{surrendered to the nearest police officer and once }
{told his story and it was confirmed, he was placed in}
{near permanant protective custody by police in Florida!" Apparently anything less than a .44 mag is not enough gun vs. OJ!}
Dirty Harry one more time vs. any villian
"GO AHEAD Mr. Eastwood, Make OUR DAY!"
Chyna female wrestler vs. Janet Reno in DEATHMATCH
anyone else have any ideas?