From eight AM
a monkey's ass
(I could not resist, and am appropriately ashamed)
creamy white thighs
of unwholesome acts
upon the person
who concocted the
using molten lead
which, admittedly, does
but does wonders
(although it certainly
about how often
. Blacksmiths often complain
for walkin' but
that they should
cobbler, but drinking
for good Christians
unless it's Friday.
What happened next
primarily due to
five different cheeses
to lactose-intolerant Italian-Americans
known as "GassItalianos"
. The milk curdled
due to the
the Edmund FitzGerald.
the S.S. Minnow
of the Abyss.