About Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire
The best way to learn about me is through the power of verse:
You stepped on my heart
With your stiletto shoes,
And now there's nothing there
But an empty hole.
What am I but a plaything?
A poodle's hump-toy,
Thrown about and discarded
Like so much garbage.
None of you understand
What it's like to sparkle
When the sun comes out;
It's dark as my soul.
I watch you as you sleep,
(It's not creepy, I promise)
And I can see us together
Sexting beneath the moonlit sky.
All I want for Christmas
Is for my true love to notice me
But now my soul is black
Because she/he unfriended me on Facebook.
