My best friend decided to play a halfway nutso Dwarven Character named "Ledge" who had a pet rock (from his home city) that he named "Orfo".
Guard in the dark: "Who is there?"
Ledge: "We are"
Guard in the dark lighting torch: "Friend Or Foe?"
Ledge: "You know Orfo?..Well I guess we're friends now then..I'm Ledge."
Another time a low level Wizard named Rash (Weird name I know)didn't feel like he could go toe to toe with the fighting squad that came to arrest the group outside of town. He charms a cow (way back when charm was good for everything) and casts enlarge on it and rides (before ride checks..when there were proficiencies that we never used) screaming "Beware the wrath of Battle Cow!!"
