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Yap!

*"Accidentally" drops cleaver, rakes in millions of insurance on it, and buys another for 5 cp*

*Inconspicuously pays poodle for distracting thieves while buying insurance*

*runs around crazily peeing everywhere*

Hey, I said I took 'everything of value'. There isn't enough money in the multiverse to make me search down there.

EDIT: Forgot the mask for a minute there.

*runs off screeching into the night*

And the herpes.

That's what you get for ruffling around with my jumblies.

*rolls 34 on Sense Motive*

That IS the Court Fool we are looking for!

*stops licking myself*

*saunters off*

*stops licking myself for a moment*
This is not the Court Fool you are looking for.

*begins licking myself again*

*licking myself in the background*

Lazaro wrote:

...This...I have no comment...

FTW!

*smoking a cigarette*

*humps Court Fool*

*humps CourtFool*

*Lets Get It On by Gaye Marvin begins playing in the background*

You certainly are.

You feel my pain. Being me and all.

*licks Crimson Jester in the face*
Love me...

Please???

Nobody else will...

I'm so alone...

swings cane like a club

Make me. I'll smack you so hard, your fleas will move back in time.

*scratches fleas off into Cranky McOldGuy's Cranky McOldBeard*

*flees to safety*

*licking myself more loudly*