“Hello, roleplayers, look at your character, now back to mine, now back at your character, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped rolling fighters and wizards and switched over to alchemists, he could be crazy like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a dungeon with the character your character could fight like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a bomb that will turn that monster into swiss cheese. Look again, that bomb is now an ooze. Anything is possible when you roll an alchemist insead of any other class. I've had to ask my DM about the viability of 4 handed weapons.”
