Well good luck to the rest of you. Its been fun. Zorgg out.
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Well that certainly escalated. Someone go find my body, and find a druid to cast reincarnate on it. Zorgg can only become more funny if reincarnated into pretty much anything.
Zorgg wiggles and tries to break free. All the while screaming for help. I hope they can hear me.
Help!!
While looking for food, Zorgg finds an abundance of things to eat. He is walking along, when suddenly he feels sharp pain, and everything goes black.
Zorgg looks at Tsakua like he is crazy. That is to high. Just because I am small does not mean I am a good climber. I could fall and hurt myself.I will go find us some food. With that Zorgg wonders off into the woods.
Even Zorgg could tell that this place had been abandon.Look around at all the half broken structures, he seemed amazed. This place is going to be terrible at keeping the weather out if we stay here. We will need to build mighty roofs and walls. Those humans won't want to steal it though. They don't like dirty places like this.
At Breewyn's remark, Zorgg shruggs his shoulders and shoves the ear into his mouth.
Zorgg sees Breewyn climb into his wagon and he turns to her with a big smile on his face. Reaching out his hand he offers her a human ear. They are a special treat among my people. Human ears are very tasty.
Those horses are dangerous. I will ride in the wagon and snack on human ears as you suggested. There are plenty of ears to go around if anyone else wants one. With that, Zorgg can be seen climbing back up.
I am in my 30's with a wife and 2 kids. The weekends always keep me busy.
spoilers seem to be the best way to me.
Zorgg grabs a dagger, and one of the leather armors. He then sits down right there in the wagon and starts adjusting the armor to fit him.
The time I have to post tends to be less on the weekend. Through the week I set at a computer all day at work, and can post anytime. On the weekend I tend to be busy almost every weekend. I do try to get in at least a post a day though.
Zorgg wonders off the wagons and starts going through things. Specifically looking for anything that he can eat. Seeing only weapons, he starts looking through the pile for anything he can use.
After he finishes he wonders back over to the group. Eyeing Octavian on the horse. Octavian get down from there. You will be killed. Those things are dangerous.
Zorgg Watches as this all plays out. Still up on the ledge. Just as he was about to throw a ball of fire at the attacking guard, the others already acted. With that Zorgg makes his way down to the rest of the group. We kill humans real good. With that Zorgg cuts an ear off of one of the guards. Human ears are delicacies of my people. We should go get the item that kings wants. Then we make him mad.
Zorgg yells down to the others. Watch out for the horses, they are the most dangerous of our enemies. The hooves, watch out for the hooves.
Iraldia, do you mind having Gommie fetch the bag of potions and bandages if you could? I think it's up there still, but not entirely sure. Metagame much? Thats why we should have split up the potions earlier. They are no good to anyone but the one person with the sack currently.
Not all but many. Point blank shot, rapid shot, precise shot, can all be used with any ranged touch attacks, weapon focus can be used on rays. Certain other ones as well but I would have to look them up. Its all in the wording of the feat. Rays are treated as ranged weapons, just like bows, and thrown weapons.
I know right. Produce flame is one of my favorite spells in the game. People don't realize the versatility it has. Even at higher levels, its useful. You can use it to attack up to your full base attack bonus, with rapid shot and all the fun archery feats.
Spotting one of the enemy fighters approaching his allies, Zorgg slings a ball of fire towards the human.
Just as soon as the fire is hurled from Zorgg's hand, another ball of fire appears in his hand.
Never mind Jieten, Zorgg will surely take the prize for most damage in a single round.
With a hug smile on his face, Zorgg stands up and admires the crater of blood and mud that he just created. Most anyone else would have been deafened by the blast, but Zorgg is pretty much use to that kind of thing and knows how to shield his ears at the last second. After the blast goes off, and he realizes that those near the barrels are all dead, he races to the cliff edge, or whats left of it. Quickly looking across the battle field he spots an enemy and casts produce flame, holding the fire in his hand until he can get a good shot off.
I feel like our whole party is a loose cannon.
Zorgg is ready.
Zorgg waits patiently in the brush next to the fuses. His eyes widen as the group of enemys get close to the barrels. As soon as they seem to be in the area of the barrels he will cast his fire spell on the fuses.
Fire! Those metal men troops will burn. Tonight we feast on the flesh of men. Waiting make Zorgg hungry. After he will cast produce flame.
Zorgg anticipating the arrival, began smiling again as he hid. Crawling down in the bushes, he sat in quit. Only moving his ears to listen for anyone coming.
Zorgg assists Octavian with the fuses. All the while smiling with the biggest smile you could imagine, showing all his gnarled teeth. Tieing the fuses together and running them off to wear Zorgg would be hiding. This way he could lite them both at once with only spell casting. After Zorgg crutches down and waits. I make big boom. This will show those metal men. Zorgg mighty fighter.
"Won't burying the barrels take a long time? Plus it might shelter the blast. Maybe just cover them with some tree branches and dirt or something." He shrugs. "Not that I know much about explosions." He takes out his bow and pulls it back effortlessly. Gotta get me one of those composite bows. Zorgg nods in affirmation. Giant is right. Blast be on top. Blast in the dirt make small fire. Blast on top make big fire. Zorgg looks extremly excited as he talks about fire.
6 is a good size. I am happy with the way the game is going so far.
Zorgg listens intently. Then he speaks up. Fire! I can make fire. I can make fire fly through the air and burn things. He then has a look on his face like he had an idea. I can also cast a spell to make someone not be able to move. Maybe Iraldia can pick off someone after I make them get stuck. We going to get those nasty humans. I hope they don't have horses. They are so very dangerous.
Zorgg grabs the meat like it was his last meal and immediately shoved it in his mouth. I have bad dream. I was a metal man watching myself.Lots of fighting and fire. Fire good. The metal man was me, but looking down at me. He, or I had a golden circle with a rose compass on it. Very strange dream. Metal men scare me. Lots of dead humans and non humans. Big fight.
Zorgg jumps up with a startle. What a terrible nightmare. I was a metal man. Zorgg realizes that he is sweating. What a scary dream. Glad we are still here.
Did they have nightmares too, or do they always look like that when they wake up. They are strange creatures after all. No I think they too had nightmares. What did you dream of? he says to Tsakua and Breewyn. I had a terrible dream where I was a metal man.
Zorgg hears Jietin speak of the demon and suddenly looks up with a curious look on his face. Demons are very real and scary. You must look out for them. People of my tribe once came across the home of a demon, in the forest. The great demon became very angry and shock the earth. Many homes were destroyed that day. In reality the "home of the demon" was a shrine of Desna, and the earth moving was an unrelated natural earth quack. Zorgg is a bit superstitious. Especially since wild animals started talking to him.
Zorgg listens while everyone argues about the dragon and her eggs. Then seemingly out of no where he pipes up.
With that Zorgg wonders off, looking for that deer that Jietin was eating. He then sets back watch the 2 big guys spar.
Wow this guy is intense. Zorgg will help you strange one. Zorgg good at finding food. Zorgg loves to eat. You stick with me and you won't go hungry. Zorgg nods at Luca as if in agreeance. These people really need me.
Zorgg looks at the amount of food that Jietin brings in with a concerned look on his face. Giant friend. You did not brink enough food. We will starve in a day. Zorgg go back and find more. Zorgg good at finding food. With that Zorgg heads out in another direction.
Zorgg pushes his way into the middle of the group, and then looks up at everyone. Well come on then.
Zorgg turns to the others, with a nervous look on his face. We really should get going. This little guy makes Zorgg nervous. Please can we get going now.
Zorgg takes a step back, looking surprised by the creatures reactions. Goblins eat many things. We like all food. I have never encountered your kind before, so I have no eaten your kind. Maybe you taste good, I do not know. Zorgg will not eat you today. With that Zorgg takes another couple steps back and watches the creature. Waiting to see what he is going to do next.
Maybe we should go now everyone.
Zorgg approaches the blue scalled creature. Me Zorgg. Me Goblin. Me hate humans too. I shall kill the humans. You will see that I am worthy even if they are not. Humans steal from my people, kill my people, and steal zorgg to make slave. We will be leaving soon.
Zorgg notices the others acting like they noticed something. Not quit sure of what, he stops to listen.
Zorgg glares at Breewyn, then turns to Jietin.Here giant. I trust you. Please take care of it. With that Zorgg hands the green potion to Jietin. Zorgg then sets on a log, and starts petting his rat. These people are never going to make it. They can't get along. They are going to end up killing each other.It reminds me of that time, my chieftain tried to work with that ogre.
Zorgg shrugs his shoulders, shoves the potion in his pocket and walks away.
They look tasty. Why can't I have one to drink. I helped you find food. Why can't I have some of this drink? Green is a lucky color. With that Zorgg pulls it out of his pocket. Are you trying to be greedy because you think there is somethings magics about it? Zorgg casts detect magic on the green bottle.
Are you trying to pull something Breewyn? I am keeping this green bottle.
With that Zorgg walks over to Jietin. Giant friend you look a little hurt. Maybe I fix you.
My bad. I will not assume that players are sharing information anymore. In my experience though, if we are not sharing info, then party divides will form.
Zorgg takes the sandwich and immediately eats it. Seemingly devouring it in one bite. I am not so sure this is enough food. By my account with so many people to feed, we don't even have a full day worth of food. Maybe your people do not eat as much as my people. Zorgg grabs one of the green potions and slips it in his pocket.
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