Zazo, Owner of Zazo's Alchemical Emporium
Zoradon, Guardian Against Chaos
(Alchemist / Master Chymist - Tier 10-11)
Zazo: Zazo's Mind-Bender, now in stock! Get your own version of the fantastical alchemical creation that took out a Runelord, for a mere 500 gold! Guaranteed to leave any who stand in your way completely bewildered!
Zoradon: CEASE YOUR DECEPTION, FOOL! Customers, this merchant reveals not that only he can stabilize his own creation enough to be used! His product, though powerful in my hands, would be naught but herbs and alcohol in your own!
Zazo: Shut up, Zoradon! You're costing me sales! We'll never be able to open a branch in Magnimar at this rate!
