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Going over the map of Torch for the Iron Gods game I'm running I noticed that the Foundry where the PCs are staying is right next to the brothel. Clearly this means I need them to interact with some friendly neighborhood prostitutes who have the worst Golarion/Pathfinder puns for names. Any suggestions?


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Playing a PFS missions the team had been told of a woman who escaped from the sewers where she had been held prisoner, but then died shortly after her escape from the filth fever she contracted while there. After I describe the slippery nature of the walkways on either side of the stream of raw sewage the paladin and cleric, both in heavy armor with worthless dex scores, decide to just trudge on in rather than even attampt the checks to stay on the walkway.

Seconds after they announce their decision to walk down into the sewage the bard suddenly has a look of dawning horror as he actually remembers the mission briefing. "Wait wait wait, guys! Guys! The b&%&* died from poop!"

Cleric to me: "Uh...am I already in the poop?"

Me: "Yup."

Cleric: "Well. This is going to go poorly then."


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As a lifelong gamer and recently out bi man I was thrilled to find this forum thread this morning :D Having been in lots of gaming groups where all of the guys made constant jokes about elves being gay, crit hits being "totally raping that guy!" and various comments about "running a train" on the female villain, I've been really appreciating the range of my current group. We have a straight monogomous married couple, a single bi woman, a single striaght man, a poly gay fur, and my wife and I who are both bi and occaisionally open. As a result we've had characters and NPCs who are all over the gender and sexuality spectrum (as well as shenanigans with the belt of sex change) and everyone in the group is completely comfortable with it. It's been wonderfully refreshing.