Playing a PFS missions the team had been told of a woman who escaped from the sewers where she had been held prisoner, but then died shortly after her escape from the filth fever she contracted while there. After I describe the slippery nature of the walkways on either side of the stream of raw sewage the paladin and cleric, both in heavy armor with worthless dex scores, decide to just trudge on in rather than even attampt the checks to stay on the walkway.
Seconds after they announce their decision to walk down into the sewage the bard suddenly has a look of dawning horror as he actually remembers the mission briefing. "Wait wait wait, guys! Guys! The b&%&* died from poop!"
Cleric to me: "Uh...am I already in the poop?"
Me: "Yup."
Cleric: "Well. This is going to go poorly then."