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Fantasy Monster: Festival Specter

You are doing the festivities wrong... WRONG!


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Fantasy Monster: Festival Specter

You are doing the festivities wrong... WRONG!


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NobodysHome wrote:

Oh, good. We're going over my mother's will and Impus Minor said, "Hey, Mom! You need to put a puzzle in your will that we need to solve to get any inheritance."

At which point GothBard promptly decided that she's going to add, "And you must spend the night in a haunted house before you can get your inheritance," to her will.

*SIGH*.

The real catch will be finding an authentic haunted house...

Imagine family squabbling and suing over the fact that in the opinion of those who were skipped over in the will, the heir didn't fulfill the will because it wasn't really a haunted house in the first place...

...

*Makes a note for a plotline...*


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Now I wonder if Freehold has an opinion about that movie...


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NobodysHome wrote:

So, normally as I tell my manager, I don't "idle" well at work. If I'm at work, I want to be doing something work-related. But I handed off my last 2025 project the day before Thanksgiving break and after the most recent reorg they're trying to "find a new direction" for our department (in other words, "Can we get AI to do your jobs so we can lay you all off?"), so I have no 2026 projects to start on.

So I have end-of-year paperwork to take care of (I actually *gasp* clean my hard drive and delete all my old files and emails at the end of every year), an AI training course to complete (of course), and I can keep myself busy today and maybe Monday. And I find that if I have to spend 4 days at work doing absolutely nothing work-related because I'm out of stuff to do and upper management can't figure out my new role, I'm just not particularly concerned at this moment.

Ah, well, at least this year I took my manager's advice and have a full 2-week break for Christmas. By the time the new year starts, maybe I'll have a better attitude, or maybe upper management will have figured out what my new job is...

Could you do my work for me? I got things pilled up over the week... :/


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The forum blocks me from posting:

*hugs*


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NobodysHome wrote:
Mephisto: Has decided it's great fun. If Impus Major is nearby, he'll sit on it and yowl at him until Impus Major starts manually turning the wheel for him. If Impus Major stops, he stops. The wheel is obviously all about making the humans work to serve him.

See, he might be a tad smarter than you are giving him credit for...


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NobodysHome wrote:

Well, I'm back, and "interesting" notes:

- The total drive time was 27 hours (13 up, 14 back), and even considering a worst-case $0.25/mile cost me around $450. The airline would have been 9 hours and cost upwards of $750. Much to my surprise, the Zen peace of mind from being in a car for that long was far, far superior to flying. I'm glad I drove. And that surprises me.
- My visit was absolutely perfect. Showed up, sat around and told stories about her life (which seemed to annoy her; she was thrashing about the whole time), then played bridge in the next room (which put her absolutely to sleep), said my goodbyes, and took off.
- Unfortunately, my visit was a bit *too* perfect. Apparently it cheered her up so much that she woke up and started eating solid food again. Oops.

She's still not long for this world, but I might have pushed her demise closer to 2026 with my visit.

Beware your death predictions... Remember how it went with the immortal murderdeathkitty, and from what you said you mom could possibly be even tougher.

My maternal grandmother was getting weaker and weaker through the whole end of the year. I came to visit her around Christmas and she at first mistook me for my uncle (it might the fact that she was near blind and deaf at that time), and her roommates were sure she's a goner anytime soon.

However.

My mom was in England at that time, and because of dad's work schedule she couldn't come until the end of pheasant caretaking season which happened in the Spring.

Grandma somehow got better and lasted until mom could visit Poland in March and see her... And then promptly passed away a day or two later... She basically stayed alive for three months just to say her goodbye.


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Gre(en)'(O)gre.

Jungle-stalking, vine-swinging, sneaky ogres.


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Gre(en)'(O)gre.

Jungle-stalking, vine-swinging, sneaky ogres.


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I got a military uniform in my previou-previous work (grounds maintenance at the nearby Aviation Museum) as work cloths - director wanted a rag-tag bunch of employment office rejects to look, well, uniform.

The light jacket that I got at the next gig was completely work-unrelated. The boss got it somewhere and either he didn't like it or it was too short/tight for him, and it was definitely too tight for three other guys working there at the time, so they told me to check it and it was fine.


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Pure gold comment on B5 fans group I read today:

"Our species descends from the primates that fell from the trees and were too stupid to climb up again."

<3


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Fantasy Monster: Talking Heads

Now you can have your own commentator...

Duh hu huh!


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Fantasy Monster: Talking Heads

Now you can have your own commentator...

Duh hu huh!


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NobodysHome wrote:

Training video: It'll take about a week to train your cat to use the wheel.

Morrigan:

"Maybe for humans!"

Quote:
(And yes, it's another downloadable MP4, 'cause a browser actually playing a video apparently isn't a thing.)

Use NoScript! No Exceptions!

It's a cat video

Maybe a little exception...


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Freehold blessed us with the whiteness all around. It's cold and wet...


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
lisamarlene wrote:
Woohoo! Now I don't have to talk to strangers in the grocery store! FaWtL is back!
I wasn't that desperate. Yet.

*shrugs at the self-checkout machine*


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The recipe for "Italian pasta a la Neapolitan" explicitly calls for breaking the pasta in half...

The first edition of this cookbook predates existence of Italy (as a state)... Checkmate Italians!


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NobodysHome wrote:
Qunnessaa wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

Making borscht for Impus Major today, and I'm convinced that the requirement to shred all the root vegetables was invented just to give the cooks something to do during those long, cold winter days. Pretty sure dicing would work just as well...

EDIT: Fortunately, I have a pre-ensh*ttification Cuisinart so the shredding is pretty darned quick.

Some of us just ... like knives, ok? ;)

But even so, borscht is a nuisance. I'm trying to plan ahead for an occasion in the next few weeks to motivate me, because it's a production and a half, as you're clearly all too aware.

I made "lazy varenyky" yesterday to use up some ingredients in the fridge yesterday, but, again, I'll have to make the real deal soon when I can find the energy.

What amuses me the most is that this is supposedly a "traditional" Ukrainian recipe from the late 1800s, and it all sounds perfectly legit: crumble a sausage, shred 3 beets, shred 3 carrots, shred half a head of cabbage, dice some potatoes and onions...

...all solid winter root vegetables or larder items that you'd expect to find in any Slavic peasant's winter store...
...then...
..."Dice 1 cup of fresh tomatoes."

Nope. You have broken immersion. -10 points.

Apparently tomatoes were slowly becoming popular in Poland and Ukraine during later parts of 19th century, so if the recipe is from late 1800s, then it is possible, though of course more likely it was a recipe for gentry/middle class than peasants. Coincidentally gentry and bourgeoise were more likely to be writing cookbooks than actual peasants...

"Winter" recipe more likely would be using tomato paste than fresh tomatoes, of course, but it is another matter.


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Fantasy Monster: Words-In-Stone

The Words are set in stone! Obey the Words!


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Fantasy Monster: Words-In-Stone

The Words are set in stone! Obey the Words!


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Hasn't Nobody warned us years ago against downloading unknown videos from dubious websites?


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BigNorseWolf wrote:

So this was my halloween costume this year

Which lead to two people thinking I was NOT a person.

Does anyone else feels that looks like a classical stop motion puppet?

Also, did you go to Halloween dressed as your bigger brother?


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You know it works like that in every civilized country, right?

That's what is one of key differences between a democratic republic and an oligarchic one... *a political observation paragraph explodes after being hit with a barrage of flaming bikes*


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NobodysHome wrote:

So, weird thought popped into my head as I'm reading about all the flights being canceled and wondering whether Impus Minor is going to have to drive home from North Dakota: Why aren't airlines just paying air traffic controllers during the shutdown?

** spoiler omitted **

Doing the math, it seems like it would be much more profitable for them to step up and ensure full staffing at the airports than to stand around and say, "Not our problem."

My guess is that they don't want to make a precedent, because once they start paying the controllers, the government forever removes that part of funding and it will stick to airlines to pay for controllers...

And that's even without getting into possibility of bidding wars for preferential treatment for airline that pays more than other.

Anyway, likely there is no legal way for them to pay. If controllers are government employees they can't receive money for third parties and third parties can't legally give them money... At least until US Supreme Court guts the antibribery laws even further...


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Sheesh, can't we check US election results without running into a Polish surname anymore? *rolls eyes*


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NobodysHome wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
We are delaying the apocalypse!

Oh, I'm starting in on it.

My "AI project" is to create an AI where I feed in documentation and out comes video storyboards so we can easily produce video training.

Got Phase I done (convert documentation to formatted numbered steps) and did Sanity Check I: "Does the original document work?"

It didn't. Manager and I spent hours debugging, and she finally got one record to work (out of thousands). So we met with the doc team. Their response, "Wow! You got one to work! We never did!"

SO HOW CAN IT POSSIBLY BE "DOCUMENTATION" IF YOU NEVER GOT IT WORKING!?!?!

Thus, this afternoon's work was, "Try feeding a different doc into the AI."

Yet again, passed Phase 1. Tested the original doc. It failed again.

So we are putting out documentation that fundamentally doesn't work.

Manager now has me testing two more docs at random and if they don't work we're immediately escalating to VP level. The idea that these people are putting out documentation that simply doesn't work as-written and they've never actually tested it is...
...mind-blowing is an understatement.

And then people are surprised that no-one (Nobody?) reads manuals...


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Bring out your dead! Bring our your dead! The end is nigh!


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Fantasy Monster: Polyscorpion

Don't mind the multiple claws, it's the stingers that you should be worried of...


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Fantasy Monster: Polyscorpion

Don't mind the multiple claws, it's the stingers that you should be worried of...


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NobodysHome wrote:

Speaking of cats, this is our life.

GothBard: Hey, can I borrow Mephisto for a minute? There's a fly in the studio.
(We put him in. He objects. We close the door. He notices the fly. 30 seconds later he's happily outside again)
GothBard: His ability to kill flies is really starting to scare me.

Don't put him in one room with Jeff Goldblum...


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Freehold DM wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Blood Red Riding Hood

When you thought that Red Riding Hood might be a werewolf...

S-stop make chaotic evil characters I like...

Have you tried to stop liking chaotic evil character I make?

Or at least...

Spoiler:
... can you try to refrain from having sex with them?


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Spoiler:
... And that's how Freehold became a lycanthrope...


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Fantasy Monster: Blood Red Riding Hood

When you thought that Red Riding Hood might be a werewolf...


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Fantasy Monster: Blood Red Riding Hood

When you thought that Red Riding Hood might be a werewolf...


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
"The thing that most non-Americans don't realize, is that the US is (at least) 50 small countries in a trench coat pretending to be one large country."

This is a more tactful version than the one I know...

Spoiler:
America is a bunch of Third World countries in a trench coat with military force larger than God's pretending to be a First World country...


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I have finished Ori and the Will of the Wisps.

A beautiful game, beautiful music, beautiful movement, better progression than the Blind Forest, with much less frustrating moments (though not without them, especially chase sequences). I enjoyed it more than Silksong (I paused for now at Groal, who knows, knows).

The ending is... Happy-sad, to keep it spoiler free. I will miss that little spirit.


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Linux installed on laptop...


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Flashing a pendrive with a Linux Mint... Now.

No Freehold! Not that kind of flashing!


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Fantasy Monster: Bother-Goose

Honk-honk, mother-craker!


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Fantasy Monster: Bother-Goose

Honk-honk, mother-craker!


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NobodysHome wrote:
Lenore and Nefret were the surprises. Nefret's entire attitude was, "Oh, you're home." Not a pout. Not resentment. Just, "Oh. Hi." A non-reaction. And Lenore actually got skittish and avoided GothBard. I've almost never seen her react skittishly to a person before. She warmed up, of course, but I was surprised she had the worst recognition of the four.

Are you sure that's a real GothBard and not a doppelganger who replaced her while she was away?

Did she say the me-password?

NobodysHome?

NobodysHome?!


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NobodysHome wrote:

And it's funny; I forget whether I mentioned it, but when we did our Vegas trip we almost exclusively used cabs. The only times we used Ubers was when we were away from the strip and trying to get back. And yet even with only around 8 Uber trips for our entire vacation, the kids got stuck in one with a racist driver going off on how all Asians were good-for-nothings who should be deported or killed... with an Asian passenger in his car.

This year, during the father's visit I probably rode taxi more times than through my whole life up to that point. Uber was out of question because I am not attaching my card to a phone app. I'd rather call the taxi. On the phone. Me.


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Fantasy Monster: Boatswine

Don't ask what's in the ship's stew...

Those are the ones who asked what's in the stew before...


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Fantasy Monster: Boatswine

Don't ask what's in the ship's stew...

Those are the ones who asked what's in the stew before...


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Freehold DM wrote:
Vanykrye wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

OMG, I'm glad he's OK!

And holy carp.

Quite literally, the staff at the Oakland Children's Hospital knew us by name. "Oh, is it Impus Major or Impus Minor this time? How are you doing?"

I was personally and directly informed that I am not allowed to provide Valeros a proper blowgun to avoid future dart swallowing.

Yeah man. Thats dangerous. So many things can go wrong with a blowgun.

orders not so Teensy Valeros a hand crossbow

I thought about composite bow.


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During the previous session of Legend Of Five Rings, the party was mostly focusing on exorcising the meddling spirit from their mistress maid. They succeeded, and learned there is some deeper and older factor (a curse, a force?) that messes up with the inheritance of the castle - in a few hundred years of records no castellan was born to the spouse of previous castellan.

Because one of the characters suggested to their lords that the maid need to be checked by Kitsu medics, I decided to tie it to another idea for an adventure and the party was sent as an escort of transport of grain to nearby city (Toshi Ranbo, over a century prior to it becoming a capital, so now it's just a city that passes between Lions and Cranes) and at the same time deliver the girl for a check up at Kitsu Medic dojo there...

Today:
... on their way there, the party defended the transport from a band of bakemono and their assault forest troll, with no losses to men or cargo. Matsu suffered a Light Wound that was quickly healed by Kitsu.

After a few days they arrived to the city, and discovered that allegedly, there is a specter of executed ronin haunting the city at night, and the people blame Kitsu Medic dojo. (Which has a few centuries old imperial privilege that permits them to conduct dissections on cadavers of executed criminals though they learned that later).

They also spent their first night on the town in their life (they are young, they never had been to a city proper, and Kitsu not being favored by Daikoku, the Fortune of the Prosperity, quickly burned through his meager savings of 4 koku to provide the party with entertainment.

Next day, they visited the dojo, witnessed the headmistress arguing with local Emerald Magistrate (who is Crane, which definitely causes some tension with the Lion city governor), then presented the maid for check up and talked with the headmistress about medicine, dissections, and asked her to see the corpse of the executed ronin.

All of them could tell that the criminal is dead and Kitsu concluded that he is not coming back. Now they suspect some kind of big deception from Emerald Magistrate to rile up the city dwellers and cause riots that would make the city vulnerable to Crane attack...

It's far more complicated.


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NobodysHome wrote:
I think the only ones I have categorically crossed off the list are Microsoft and Amazon. That leaves a LOT of contenders.

I think that you explicitly denied working for Facebook/Meta and shitter Melon's ex... And their portfolio don't seem to match what you are saying about your work, but so does P**nHub...


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Freehold wrote:
*eyesight woes*

That's why I read FAWTL on the desktop.


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Has the time to learn how to install Linux finally came?